John Felix Anthony Cena Jr., An American professional wrestler currently signed with WWE and actor with net worth of 60 million USD. He plays a good guy using a thug white boy rapper gimmick, often times spitting rhymes before matches and self proclaiming himself as "The Doctor of Thuganomics".
Samuel: Hold up, your saying Nikki Bella is engaged to John Cena, that lame af wrestler that dresses like a child?!
Jedediah: Well yeah but she called it off and dumped his ass because he didn't want to knock her up.
Samuel: tf....that dudes a retard
Jedediah: He's taken a lot of f5s over the years
Jedediah: Well yeah but she called it off and dumped his ass because he didn't want to knock her up.
Samuel: tf....that dudes a retard
Jedediah: He's taken a lot of f5s over the years
by Maxdout May 28, 2021
Get the John Cenamug. 
Sweatpants John is what you call someone that is really good at a video game. They try so hard that they sweat. And they would then need to put Sweatpants on.
by Cragnon December 17, 2023
Get the Sweatpants Johnmug. by awesomemannn September 23, 2021
Get the The John's Potatomug. John - a very COOL guy with OUTSTANDING humour. If he was cursed to go back to another century, it’d be the 1500s so he could be a jester for the king of England. If he were to be a song it’d be “This must be the place” by Talking heads. If he were to die and come back as an animal, he’d be a toucan.
by The chopped onion May 19, 2025
Get the Johnmug. Two guys who used to make puns together and became famous as "The Pun Guys." Now they ran out of ideas and they just do whatever random crap they want, occasionally with puns sprinkled in to remind you that they used to be the most legendary pun-making group on the Internet.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 9, 2023
Get the John Nonny & Dan Shabamug. Cool John is a type of name a person must have if a person fits its name. A John has a good heart, and stands firm on what he knows to be true. Be warned, a John already had a broken heart from the past, which leaves him vulnerable. Don’t ever lie to a John or you’ll deeply regret it. A Cool John has a good heart, outgoing, vibrant, light hearted personality. Do not ever cross a Cool John’s line or you will deeply regret it for the rest of your life. Since a Cool John is a once in a lifetime.
Bro, he is so sweet, he loves music, food, dancing, drawing, and singing. He is also very open minded and mature. He’s definitely a Cool John
by Ramentae November 21, 2021
Get the Cool Johnmug.