School would be a much better place if everyone wore sweatpants instead of jeans that are either too tight or so loose that their underwear is showing.
Pants that are worn in subzero temperatures and are usually made from 100% cotton (because it absorbs sweat). The best ones have elastic at the waistband and ankles.
worn to bed by some. continually ride up during the night, so when you wake up they are shorts...some prefer to do the ever so popular "drag leg" either way they are a pain.
guys who never wear pants other than sweatpants EVER. its like ok your not playing a sport or going to the gym, buy a pair of pants. its not like sweatpants are cheap either! ok we get it you didnt make the baseball team but get over it the coach isn't watching you anymore. they are also guys so obsesed over sports they dont notice their girlfriends' are waiting for ass.
GUY 1: so how are things with u and (girl) going?
SWEATPANTS: i dont really know if were going out anymore
GUY 2: did she break up with u?
SWEATPANTS: uh....i don't really know.....so did you see the game last night?
A girl who is chill and gives no fucks. She tells it like it is and is legit. She is true to herself and to the people around her. She is able to look beautiful without makeup and she knows what she wants; she is not high maintenance. She can kick it with her boyfriend without having to go out and being entertained. Music is a big part of her life and she likes simple things like movie nights. Sadly, this type of girl is very rare.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.