deer dicking

The act of putting a tape, ink, or painted penis on a deer crossing sign for laughs.

Dude! That sign needed some deer dicking!

by Marco Porno January 13, 2009

coffee dick

a large erection, swinging in the wind. like it just drank coffee; dick on caffeine;super dick

Ed, your about to get that coffee dick.

by scalamoney August 19, 2014

Dick Turd

When someone fucking annoying that you want to get rid of them the same you would a turd i.e pushing that bitch out as hard as you can when you are constipated but as fast as you can ejaculate.

"you seen that bitch over there...her name Destiney?"
"Oh my god that thot is such a dick turd!"

by Socratic Sarcasshole March 2, 2015

Dick tickles

When a girl is trying to swallow your penis and the uvula tickles your penis

bro I heard she was good at giving dick tickles

by Sick whick August 2, 2019

Dick spinner

A term used to describe a sub-category of women of maximum sexual appeal. Physical characteristics are off the charts, without any hints of vanity. Minimal use of makeup and similar girly preparation are typical. DS's are daring, funny and positive people. Can be found surfing, lobster diving, playing volleyball, or at bars in Pacific Beach, Newport Beach, etc. 100% of dickspinners have never googled "Kim Kardashian".

Use this term sparingly, and only when no other word will do the girl justice.

The term dickspinner itself describes the reaction a guy undergoes in one's presence. A violent and spontaneous erection that makes your dick overwhelmed and begin spinning out of confusion and excitement.

Marisa Miller (99.99999% of all dick spinners aren't celebrities because they don't give a fuck)

by Dom22 December 9, 2012

shrivel dick

The act of sexual intercourse despite a male's inability to become sexually aroused by their partner.

"Jody totally wants my d"
"What are you waiting for? Make a move!"
"I don't know I'm not really attracted to her I doubt I could even get hard."
"Don't let that stop you, just shrivel dick her!"

by mmmberry December 5, 2011

dick fixture

One who talks so much that the viable option to shut them up is to stick your dick in their mouth.

"Kevin is a real dick fixture during OPCOMM meetings"

by dinomite April 8, 2004