Dick spinner

A term used to describe a sub-category of women of maximum sexual appeal. Physical characteristics are off the charts, without any hints of vanity. Minimal use of makeup and similar girly preparation are typical. DS's are daring, funny and positive people. Can be found surfing, lobster diving, playing volleyball, or at bars in Pacific Beach, Newport Beach, etc. 100% of dickspinners have never googled "Kim Kardashian".

Use this term sparingly, and only when no other word will do the girl justice.

The term dickspinner itself describes the reaction a guy undergoes in one's presence. A violent and spontaneous erection that makes your dick overwhelmed and begin spinning out of confusion and excitement.

Marisa Miller (99.99999% of all dick spinners aren't celebrities because they don't give a fuck)

by Dom22 December 9, 2012

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dick fixture

One who talks so much that the viable option to shut them up is to stick your dick in their mouth.

"Kevin is a real dick fixture during OPCOMM meetings"

by dinomite April 8, 2004

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Dick is in a blender

stuck in a bad place, stressed out, or over worked.

Jeremy Says:"Hey can you get those TPS reports ready by end of day?"
Dustin Says:"I'll try but my dick is in a blender with all these broken computers."

by JeremyWhat December 21, 2008

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Dick Rack

any orifice in the human body that a male could insert his penis, most commonly used to describe the mouth.

Maria: Pinky is outside yelling at her boyfriend.

Glenn: She's always running her Dick Rack!

Maria: Right!

by Glizzy G December 16, 2008

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Dick Turd

When someone fucking annoying that you want to get rid of them the same you would a turd i.e pushing that bitch out as hard as you can when you are constipated but as fast as you can ejaculate.

"you seen that bitch over there...her name Destiney?"
"Oh my god that thot is such a dick turd!"

by Socratic Sarcasshole March 2, 2015

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