chunting

A sexual encounter between a chode and a very lucky lady, derived from the words chode and cunt.

".....and in other news, rioting continues all over the world as naked men and women where ever you go continue to demand higher levels of chunting at all times."

by rc9000000000000000000 December 9, 2013

Clunt

A person who acts as if they are more important than they are and proceeds to order others, over think, second guess, and make requests outside of their pay-grade.

Clint is a self-important Clunt pretending he matters and is in charge of others but he's lowest on the totem.

by Jake Woj August 30, 2014

Clunt

Where a client of yours is shit to deal with. Cunt and client in one word.

"This Clunt I'm dealing with is fucked, they need to make a decision"

by digiassassin June 28, 2015

cont

Cont is the Australian version of cunt.

memes___ is a huge cont

by TheGhostCat January 13, 2016

Chunth

Canadian insult for an individual who is repeatedly being a cunt ass fuck.

You are being quite the Chunth tonight, Jonathan. Get right fucked.

by Hannah Wintergreen March 3, 2016

Chunterfucker

Noun. Person or persons who chunter along in lane two or three of a motorway or dual carriageway for no fucking reason whatsoever.

A. That fucker is chuntering along in the middle lane when lane 1 is completely empty.
B. What a chunterfucker.

by DooblesUK October 11, 2016

Contact Farting

The unwavering need to fart heavily when ever making contact with your best friend.

"Sorry I can't help it, It's contact farting"

by Van Nostram September 20, 2016