Fish eyes

When the nipples on a womens breast face as far away from center as possible. The nipples sit vertically in line with her arm pits.

That chick should have left her bra on, she has terrible fish eyes.

by Brynn 2 April 30, 2010

one-eyed snake

A phallic object. Can vary from 2" to 12"

Joel: Hey Jacky, what did you do this weekend?
Jacky: OMG, I was at a sleepover at Wolski's place right, and I saw his one-eyed snake.

by gwo August 23, 2005

Pretty Eyes

What you call a sexy girl with fuck me eyes that loves to give you that look but other than her looks, she is kinda a bitch.

"You see Pretty Eyes over there at the bar? We used to date, nice to look at but what a fucking bitch."

by Jrock77420 May 7, 2018

chinese eyes

what happens to your eyes after smoking way too much marijuana, they get very droppy, narrow, and you can barely hold them open

damn, this dro is giving me chinese eyes, I can barely hold them open

by T ROCK January 4, 2005

one-eyed butt pirate

A gay man's penis. Can be used to insinuate that a straight man has homosexual tendencies.

Dude, I didn't want to see your one-eyed butt pirate!

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

one eyed milk snake

Male genetalia, a purple headed yogurt slinger, cock, jimmy, 3rd leg

Question: What is the most dangerous snake on the planet?
Answer: (At wich time you unleash it and flap it about) and reply in great enthusiasm the one eyed milk snake

by General C. September 30, 2006

Those eyes

When a girl is performing oral sex on a man, and gazes up at him or the camera. Often accompanied by excessive eye make-up. Can make a man climax in an instant.

Those eyes man....they get me everytime.

by Adam West (Who cares) June 24, 2011