hey siri call 911

Something you use to call 911 with

Person 1: Hey Siri call 911

Person 2: Can I order a pizza

by Mr. Myanmar October 18, 2023

grove city college booty call

NOUN~ Being summoned to hangout past open hours to “watch a movie” kiss and later tell your friends about your “crazy hookup.”

“The act of being summoned to kiss after open hours”- Omg **** asked me to watch cars 2 with him, but idk if he’s being intentional or just wants a “grove city college booty call”.

by Boibye10125 November 2, 2023

The thing I'm called to do

I'll give you 1 million guesses and I guarantee it's the you'd ever want me to do.

Hym "Your self-help bullshit is cancer and if you all killed yourselves today you would be doing everyone you siphoned wealth from would be better off. And true hell is having your kid murdered by a guy everyone around you provoked into killing your kid. Having to look your neighbors in the face for the rest of your life knowing full-well that they could have done otherwise. What do you think the thing I'm called to do would be in this situation? I'll give you 1 million guesses. You only need 1 but you would take all of them before getting it right."

by Hym Iam December 26, 2023

Australian Phone Call

A message from down under, i.e, someone farts in your ear. aka, Aussie Call.

I got an ear infection because Dave gave me an Australian phone call at his daughters’ 5th birthday.

by PaneraBoy January 7, 2024

Fat Dick Boy Called Eric

The best geezer in the world (factually)

"I am (a) Fat Dick Boy Called Eric."

by fat dick boy called eric November 21, 2023

Credit card call center girl

Girl that works at your bank and blocks your credit card you need an increase on to pay for a weekend with your sugar baby.

So instead you hit on her because she sounds fine as hell with tig ol bitties

Damn that credit card call center girl just cock blocked me. Might as well throw some love at her. Sure she had no life other than drinking. She works at a bank. Who could blame her and she is a call girl

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata

The act of wonking and willying, all with the actshun and fun of tickling a place known as Jarkarta.
See Jarkarta if you're unsure of what Jarkata is (it's a place)

Man, I just WISH I could wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata, a place somewhere on Earth!
-Fictional character named Bob

by insert pseudonym here 123 March 9, 2024