The irritating process in which someone gets offended by something FOR someone else before they get offended, even if they wouldn't actually get offended by it. Most commonly observed on social networking platform: Twitter.
Mei: *name is Mei*
Modern Twitter users: Ur name is Mei? :/ please stop appropriating japanese names. we know ur name is amanda or basic white name
Mei: I'm literally asian help
Me: Do not fret, they are suffering second-hand offense
Modern Twitter users: Ur name is Mei? :/ please stop appropriating japanese names. we know ur name is amanda or basic white name
Mei: I'm literally asian help
Me: Do not fret, they are suffering second-hand offense
by 10:20am September 16, 2021
Get the second-hand offensemug. “Yo, the cops just raided that Korean massage joint around the corner!”
“For real??”
“Yeah, they got busted for serving out $15 bare-knuckle hand-pulls.”
“For real??”
“Yeah, they got busted for serving out $15 bare-knuckle hand-pulls.”
by Lopsin June 22, 2024
Get the Bare-knuckle hand-pullmug. The best pirate in the entire Our Flag Means Death series. His real name is Israel Hands, (not the country). He has been shown to be in love with Edward Teach, (Blackbeard). He showed a distaste towards Stede Bonnet in the first season, but in the second season, he got along with him more. Unfortunately, my babygirl got shot and killed in the season two finale. F in the chat.
He's my babygirl. I love him. David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you-
He's my babygirl. I love him. David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you-
Me: "Yeah, I'm just so sad about Izzy Hands, don't talk to me for a bit.
My mom: "Okay. Stop crying about a man that is over 30 years older than you though- that's probably not healthy."
Me: "Hush."
(This was a real interaction btw)
My mom: "Okay. Stop crying about a man that is over 30 years older than you though- that's probably not healthy."
Me: "Hush."
(This was a real interaction btw)
by Eros_Avalon October 29, 2023
Get the Izzy Handsmug. A phrase meaning, " despite all the surprises that life may throw at you, don't despair or lose hope"
by Sexydimma April 6, 2017
Get the keep your hands on the steering wheelmug. " jizz in the other" is when you're about to ejaculate and your gf takes it in her hand but also high- fives you
"She started laughing when we were done and then asked me to give her a ' high-five'. Her hand was covered in my load and it made a spectacular, wet sound as our hands came together. Sometimes you just have to want in one hand and jizz in the other!"
by Runaroundsioux July 4, 2024
Get the Want in one handmug. A Drinking game - Taping one cold tinny to each hand, so that both hands are incapacitated to do anything other than drink with. The tins may not be un-taped until both tins have been consumed. The aim of this game is to finish both tins before you have to piss, or trouble may ensue.
by The O Dizzle June 27, 2010
Get the Edward Frothie Handsmug. An escalation of a state of Domestic Violence, whereby the "open hand" of a slap is exchanged for the "closed hand" of a fist.
"So what happened?"
"She went crazy and slapped me!"
"Oh man, that's terrible!"
"And the look in her eye; Dude, I thought she was gonna Close The Hand..."
"She went crazy and slapped me!"
"Oh man, that's terrible!"
"And the look in her eye; Dude, I thought she was gonna Close The Hand..."
by PopeMichael May 11, 2011
Get the Close The Handmug.