A&D cream

Ass and dick cream

I didn't get enough vitamin d from sunlight on my ass and dick so I put a&d cream on instead

by bushlight November 4, 2017

D-Von

A sexual act where the dominant male sits on a female's face while her husband sucks his toes.

Bro, I just D-Von'd that bitch.

Her husband is such a slut.

by Devon "D-Von" Drysdale November 7, 2025

D-tails

Refers to da appearance, feel, and measurements of a gal's chest-pillowz dat are "more than a handful".

Dude #1: You really oughtta try asking Tiffany to let you "squeeze theeze", Buddy! I've played with them a lot, and trust me --- she's got really delightful big gazongas!
Dude #2: Well, maybe I should ask her, but can you fill me in on da D-tails of what they look and feel like, so I can know what to expect when I do get to see and touch them?

by QuacksO November 6, 2022

D-strap

The thin beard along a mans chin.

Short for Douche-strap because only douche bags have them

This douche asked me out but I turned him down because he had a D-strap

by hackerChick397 February 1, 2014

Valar D

Some rando... he aight.

Also someone's daddy. Possibly Uncle. Possibly grandpa. ........ He gets around.

One day I was talking to Valar D, and he told me about his family. It sounded like a Jerry Springer episode.

by toastie724 November 18, 2017

D-tails

Refers to da specifics of a buxom "cutie wif a booty".

I value a lady mostly for her personality, not her looks; I really could care less about a particular woman's "d-tails".

by QuacksO August 24, 2022

Miggle D Giggles

Ireland’s Pint Sized Giggling President. Not to be confused with Michael D Higgins. Ireland’s OTHER pint sized president

Me: "Who is the ninth President of Ireland?'
Mate: "Michael D Higgins"
Me: "No no, the one that laughs all the time."
Mate: "Is it Miggle D Giggles"
Me: "You're God Damn right it is"

by MiggleDGiggles December 10, 2019