Shoving your hands so far up a girls ass that you break your hands and then the pain makes you go blind and deaf.
by BrunkPlays September 6, 2018
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“Hey dude watch this super funny video of this guy acting like an absolute insane person”
“Wow that’s super funny! What’s the link?”
“Oh just look up Dream Hands Dance”
“Wow that’s super funny! What’s the link?”
“Oh just look up Dream Hands Dance”
by Bored Bitch May 11, 2019
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The only ways to fix this is either wiping it off on your pants or licking your hands until all the crumbs are gone.
The only ways to fix this is either wiping it off on your pants or licking your hands until all the crumbs are gone.
Person 1: Hey man, why's your PlayStation controller all greasy?
Person 2: Oh, it's the Dorito Hands, man.
Person 2: Oh, it's the Dorito Hands, man.
by hso_00 October 4, 2018
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On July 16th 2025, at Gillette Stadium in Foxborough, Massachusetts, Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and Chief People Officer Kristin Cabot were caught yellow-handed by the band.
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My lover usually pegs me on my back on the kitchen table so that she can give me a helping hand to force me to climax.
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