Zoomed

High as shit

Boy you were zoomed after you got that bong last night

by Heyguuuurrlll November 1, 2017

Zoomer

A person or object that moves at a very fast pace. A speedster.

We need someone who drives really fast, we need a zoomer.

by RGB berries November 3, 2017

Zooter

street slang for a gun, usually a pistol.

aye nigga i got that zooter on me
that nigga got the zooter on him watch out

by Hadolf Aitler April 20, 2018

Zooted ‘n Cooted

To be extremely high or under the influence of alcohol,opeits, or memes and then to be caught by the infamous “coots” who will then arrest you on the spot and then lock you

“Man I was smoking that good shit and got Zooted ‘n Cooted and now I lost my scholarship”

by CuntyMama December 1, 2017

Zooted

Where one gets so high they knock out the fuck out or they laugh at everything

Friend: you good my dude

Stoner: yeah man I’m zooted

by Stoney Malone December 11, 2017

Zooted

A code word to tell your other friends you're extremely high without letting others know

"Dude I'm so zooted right now" *currently in math class*

by yosuggababy April 24, 2018

zoone

when you have a booger dangling from your nose, it is a zoone. It is the residual stringy snot that remains after you have blown a snot rocket.

"Alexander, its about time you sucked that zoone up!"
"Mary use some scissors to cut that zoone."

by binyamsboogers January 10, 2018