Trashed Wednesday

A holiday that occurs on the same day as "Ash Wednesday." The tradition is to drink throughout the entire day, starting before breakfast, and rub it in the faces of those people starting lent.

"James, are you drunk in my classroom?"

"It's ok, Mrs. Anderson. It's Trashed Wednesday!"

Liquor stores always look forward to Trashed Wednesday, since everyone buys huge amounts of alcohol in order to last themselves all day long.

by Bad Cheese February 15, 2010

Bloody-weenis

The act of having a bloody elbow.

Oh Mah Gosh! I gots a Bloody-weenis!

by Mind Powers February 23, 2010

wally wednesday

The last Wednesday of the month when all the welfare, disability and pension cheques come in. A heyday for drug dealers.

"Hey whatcha up to today? Wanna chill?"
"No mang it's wally wednesday, my phone's going crazy"

by sallybrown95 March 7, 2014

urban-wednesday

When you browse Urban Dictionary when bored on a wednesday.

Guy 1: Fuck, we need to go to math class.
Guy 2: Don't worry, it's urban-wednesday!

by cantmeltsteelbeams July 21, 2016

Unnecessary Wednesday

When you go out on a Wednesday night and end up drinking way more than you intended and you discover that you just couldn't wait until Thirsty Thursday.

Last night was so much fun. I didn't mean for dinner to turn into four martinis and dancing until 1am. I forgot how much I love Unnecessary Wednesday.

by tn June 30, 2016

beaner weener

BIG and long AKA shmeat

Bryson had a beaner weener

by jikhc March 23, 2017

wetboy wednesday

wetboy wednesday is whoever makes you the most wet, is your wetboy wednesday for that week

Brad is my wetboy wednesday

How do you know who makes it as a wetboy wednesday? check my pants ;)

by englishmuffinnn July 26, 2017