Beach Trolls can be either male or female and are found in beach communities throughout the world.
They are socially predatory creatures and usually obsessed with their exterior appearances, while neglecting development of their blackening souls.
Their interior ugliness comes out as they age, so that they are easily recognizable when older, but the young and middle-aged beach trolls will sometimes fool you with their charm and temporarily youthful beauty.
Their favorite pastimes include sleeping with married people, collecting jewelry and looking in the mirror.
They are socially predatory creatures and usually obsessed with their exterior appearances, while neglecting development of their blackening souls.
Their interior ugliness comes out as they age, so that they are easily recognizable when older, but the young and middle-aged beach trolls will sometimes fool you with their charm and temporarily youthful beauty.
Their favorite pastimes include sleeping with married people, collecting jewelry and looking in the mirror.
Wow, I just found my ex-best friend in our Jacuzzi. She was having a threesome with my teenage son and husband. She is one mean, beach troll.
by Ian De La Rosa June 22, 2013
Get the Beach Trollmug. Widely considered one of the worst movies of all time. It has recently gained a cult following due to its rediculous dialogue, terrible directing, awfull acting, and ludicrous plot. It involves a family that vacations in the small town of Nilbog(it's goblin spelled backwards!!). They soon discover that the townspeople are really vegitarian goblins who try to trick people into eating food that turns them to vegitables. It is hillarious in the fact that it tries to be scary and serious only to fail miserably. Best enjoyed with friends.
Guy 1: Hey, did you see Troll 2 yet?
Guy 2: yes it was so terrible, I couldn't stop laughing for a whole week.
Guy 2: yes it was so terrible, I couldn't stop laughing for a whole week.
by Troll 2 fanatic January 25, 2009
Get the Troll 2mug. A troll who criticizes/mocks the dated graphics of older video games, regardless of whether the gameplay has stood the test of time.
They seem to be oblivious of the fact that due to the rapid emergence of new technology, the cutting edge eye-candy they're jacking off over now will be dated and discarded once the "next big thing" hits the market.
They're also guilty of the greater crime of championing visuals over gameplay - a stance which is killing the integrity of the video game industry.
They can typically be found in Youtube comments sections, posting garbage on gameplay videos of titles 5 - 10+ years old.
They seem to be oblivious of the fact that due to the rapid emergence of new technology, the cutting edge eye-candy they're jacking off over now will be dated and discarded once the "next big thing" hits the market.
They're also guilty of the greater crime of championing visuals over gameplay - a stance which is killing the integrity of the video game industry.
They can typically be found in Youtube comments sections, posting garbage on gameplay videos of titles 5 - 10+ years old.
Graphics Troll:
"Shogun Total War? Why the hell did IGN give this POS game an 8.5!? The characters are 2D! WTF!??
Look at the ground textures! LOL what resolution is that 1x1!? SUCKAGE
You nerds can knock yourselves out. I'm off to play some COD:WAW NAZI ZOMBIES FTW BITCHHHHHEEESS!!!!!"
"Shogun Total War? Why the hell did IGN give this POS game an 8.5!? The characters are 2D! WTF!??
Look at the ground textures! LOL what resolution is that 1x1!? SUCKAGE
You nerds can knock yourselves out. I'm off to play some COD:WAW NAZI ZOMBIES FTW BITCHHHHHEEESS!!!!!"
by Urizen123 October 10, 2009
Get the Graphics Trollmug. Fucking ran out of my Oxys, Xanax AND ADDerall. two weeks early. Looks like I better start Trolling for Pharma
by Clifhanger April 16, 2017
Get the trolling for pharmamug. UD Troll:
Someone who abuses UrbanDictionary.com:
- By adding so-called 'definitions' that include the full names, screen names, or personal information of someone they either have a problem with, or are trying to impress.
- By adding so-called 'definitions' that are poorly worded, plagued with bad spelling and even worse grammar, and nonsense (and inside joke rubbish that only they (or very few) can comprehend.
- By adding so-called 'definitions' that are nothing more than cleverly (or not so cleverly) worded message board replies.
- By adding so-called 'definitions' that violate section V. (especially 10. stalk or flame another person by submitting content deemed inappropriate) of the TOS, or violate the TOS in any other way.
- By subjecting the general population of UrbanDictionary.com to 'definitions' that we have to request be 'removed'.
Someone who abuses UrbanDictionary.com:
- By adding so-called 'definitions' that include the full names, screen names, or personal information of someone they either have a problem with, or are trying to impress.
- By adding so-called 'definitions' that are poorly worded, plagued with bad spelling and even worse grammar, and nonsense (and inside joke rubbish that only they (or very few) can comprehend.
- By adding so-called 'definitions' that are nothing more than cleverly (or not so cleverly) worded message board replies.
- By adding so-called 'definitions' that violate section V. (especially 10. stalk or flame another person by submitting content deemed inappropriate) of the TOS, or violate the TOS in any other way.
- By subjecting the general population of UrbanDictionary.com to 'definitions' that we have to request be 'removed'.
Just a few examples:
Joe Schmo:
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I hate Joe Schmo. We work together, and he steals my lunch and beats me up every chance he gets.
"Joe Schmo sucks. I hope he dies. He has AIM and his screen name is ****** so chat him up and tell him to die!"
Jane:
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I LOVE JANE!! SHE'S THE BEST GF IN THE WHOLE WORLD!@#@$$$#%$^ OMGWTFBBQ!
"Jane, will you marry me?"
Frrblewurbled00d:
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D00d! U know when u get that cheesy powdery stuff on ur fingrez and udre ur nails after eatin too many cheetos.
"I gottsa wash muh hands there's Frrblewurbled00d all over em an itz gross an shit."
Joe Schmo:
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I hate Joe Schmo. We work together, and he steals my lunch and beats me up every chance he gets.
"Joe Schmo sucks. I hope he dies. He has AIM and his screen name is ****** so chat him up and tell him to die!"
Jane:
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I LOVE JANE!! SHE'S THE BEST GF IN THE WHOLE WORLD!@#@$$$#%$^ OMGWTFBBQ!
"Jane, will you marry me?"
Frrblewurbled00d:
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D00d! U know when u get that cheesy powdery stuff on ur fingrez and udre ur nails after eatin too many cheetos.
"I gottsa wash muh hands there's Frrblewurbled00d all over em an itz gross an shit."
by Anonymous January 23, 2005
Get the UD Trollmug. A new style of warfare created by United States President Donald J. Trump in the fall of 2015, prior to his inauguration. The Troll Wars as we now know them began in January, 2017 when he officially took office. In a troll war, the two opposing sides create internet discord by getting mobs of strangers on the internet to pick a side on specific issues and then fight on that sides behalf, this activity usually takes place on the social media website Twitter, but it is not limited to any one specific social media.
A true troll war is typically started by an elite or power figure in society for the purposes of pushing a different, usually hidden agenda then the one they are publicly backing.
A true troll war is typically started by an elite or power figure in society for the purposes of pushing a different, usually hidden agenda then the one they are publicly backing.
"The Troll Wars started when Donny T. said Mexico was gonna pay for the wall on Twitter, now our Avocado prices have risen .60 cents a piece."
by Efshaw January 31, 2017
Get the The Troll Warsmug. wikipedia troll is an administrator who does nothing useful in life except to troll wikipedia looking for edits to revert they dont like slapping editors they dont like with false sock poppet and vandalism allegations and blocking editors for punitive unacceptable reasons
vanjani that wikipedia troll undone all of my wikipedia edits and blocked me from wikipedia for sock poppet and vandalism allegations bullcrap totally unacceptable
by littlejimmie March 14, 2019
Get the wikipedia trollmug.