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troll science 

Troll Science or Troll Physics is a way to piss off anal science people by using commonly known science theories and twisting them into senseless money making / world changing / problem solving ideas that can only be known as trolling. Followed by a taunt to a known figure of that subject.
Science: A source of clean energy to fuel cars is not yet found.

Troll Science: Simply place a magnet in front of cars with a magnet in front of it (use additional magnets for additional speed) Clean energy found! Sell patent right to all car company and make infinite money, solve Global Warming. U jelly, Henry Ford? Problem, Al Gore?
troll science by CSCC January 26, 2011
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Troll Physics 

see Troll Science
eg:
Troll Physics - How to travel at the speed of light:

Step 1: get car
Step 2: attach flashlight to back
Step 3: when you turn on the flashlight, the car will travel at the speed of light
Step 4: u jelly, slowfags?
Troll Physics by lego t-s October 31, 2011
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troll kisses 

Susan put lipstick on her vag to make sure Gerald knew that she had given him troll kisses while he was sleeping.
troll kisses by lovelyXassassin January 9, 2010

Troll Leech 

'troll leech' someone who hangs around facebook troll groups so they can be offended. Then post their 'political correct posts' so they can feel like they are doing good in the world.
post #1
You
The worst scrounge of the internet is attention whores. Worse than fatties are these sad fucks who feel the need to post their slutty pictures in any group they can find.


Post #2
Simone Flossy (London)
do you not have anything better in your life than to abuse pepole?!

Post #3
You
Why stay in this group if you disagree with everything that is posted?

You are a Troll Leech living off our hate to feel good about yourself.
Troll Leech by Ricky Foxwell February 9, 2009

Troll Hard 

A term to describe an act of intensionally enraging a group of people on an internet chat room or forum board. It's often used as a parody of Die Hard an action film from 1988, although instead of the protagonist climbing a tower full of armed terrorists he is climbing a tower of shit puns and all caps all in bold italics and font size 26, all while spouting memes and ridiculous opinions on a plethora of things.
Trolling hard on the Dues Ex fan forum:

User: Lol Halo invented the FPS, Dues ex looks like shit, and is old.

or....

Troll hard on the Bungie forum:

User: Halo is shit lol MW2 is teh best fps evar, nd joo all know it.
Troll Hard by CC (IRL) October 15, 2010

troll hunter 

A person who hunts internet trolls and calls them on it.
Our site is troll free after our troll hunter Erik is done with them.
troll hunter by GoMyTown's Erik November 17, 2005

Troll the World

To do or say something intentionally provocative, simply to get a reaction from the world and create controversy. Often used as a publicity stunt.

To Troll as on a message board, only using more mainstream forms of media
Kanye West was able to Troll the World by taking the microphone from Taylor Swift during the 2009 VMA awards.
Troll the World by CCass77 September 15, 2009