Red Tornado

1.) (n) Slang terminology for the female menstration period, usually applies to an excess time period or amount of vaginal flow.

2.) (n) A girl that will use a fake period to keep you out of her pants.

3.) (n) Ravaging someone's face or body with a used tampon, usually the tampon is spun in a circular motion over one's head prior to attack.

1.) John: "Dude, I don't know if i can hold out any longer."

Bob: "No way man, don't tell me your going to battle the Red Tornado!"

2.) Bill: "I almost hooked up with Mary but she has her period."

Jim: "That girl is a Red Tornado."

3.) "I just got Will with the ultimate Red Tornado!"

by Brian 5 May 22, 2006

Penis Tornado

While inserting your penis in a girl perform a cartwheel to produce a Penis Tornado

My husband tore my pussy with that Penis Tornado last nght.

by juicytangerine6969 June 29, 2014

Toink

A random piece of hair that defies gravity despite all efforts to fix it. Usually appears somewhere along the forehead line.

I slept weird last night, and now this stupid toink won't go down!

by Vinny V December 8, 2010

toilet tornado

when you giz in the toilet and it looks like a swirling white tornado

look at that toilet tornado!

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

tonka

the word tonka was originally used for the american toy trucks, around the size of a micro machine maybe a bit larger. the trucks were brightly coloured particular orange and red.
these have been around many years and still amuse children i suppose the equivilant in england is hotwheels.

the toy in the shop was a lil truck made by tonka
the two kids had a tonka truck race
hey hey hey dont hog the tonka truck its my turn to play

by the dark devil July 23, 2006

tornado

1. An burst of anger towards objects in the room, leaving clothes, books, chairs, etc. overturned and wrecked, similar to the effects of a
REAL tornado. Often occurs after breaking up.
2. A knock-off of the dairy queen blizzard.

1. Whoa. Jen had a tornado in here...
2. This 'tornado' isn't as good as a blizzard.

by eatyourownhead June 12, 2005

turkey tornado

the act of placeing a complete turkey dinner in ur partners vagina, sealing it off with some type of sealent and then proceeding to beat the female partner up, luquidfiying the turkey dinner into a chunky smoothie and then proceeding to drink the meal with your patner.

my wife and are hosting a turkey tornado dinner party tommorow night

by david takes it up the bum January 16, 2009