Tooting

Referring to when an individual "toots" or farts.

Bob: "Hey Man! How has your day bee-"
Joe: *toots*
Bob: "Joe.. did you jus-"
Joe: *continues tooting*
Bob: "Awh god! That smells awful! Quit tooting you fat shit!"

by deshwahshier November 30, 2021

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Toots

Woman with saggy breasts or a man with sagggy balls

“Did you see Emily? Her nick name is now toots”

by Yourmomgay1273799 December 4, 2021

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Comes from a YouTube show “Fashion Photo Ruview” where two drag queens recap the outfits of RuPaul’s Drag Race most recent episode.

Namely, they must “toot or boot” each look, a toot is positive and a boot is negative.

Toot or boot: lady gaga’s look at the met gala?

by gdad February 12, 2024

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Toot broot

#1 too much to bear, a drag, ruined
#2 something that broke down, of poor quality, dont buy it
#3 it didn't work out, breaking up with someone, too far to travel

#1: Yo, that's Toot broot. -OU- Oai C'est Toot broot.
#2: It's Toot broot. -OU- On est Toot broot
#3: Were Toot broot. -OU- Nous-somnent Toot broot

by Mekazael March 4, 2024

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Toot

A small bump of cocaine.

Just a quick toot before I go to class outta help me stay awake.

by Grill9 July 14, 2022

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Prostate-toot-shuN

When a prostitute fiddles with your prostate until you toot, and then you shun her for the rest of the STD bang sesh.

Big Queefy: Yo Boner, I’m tryna hit hooters tonight, you in?

Boney Stoney: First, it’s Boney, not Boner. And second, I’m out. I’m shunning prostitutes rn, I call it prostate-toot-shun. So I’m not down with looking at any Hooter whores tonight. You’ll get multiple STDs just looking at them.

Big Queefy: True, I got Gonorrhea and Crabs just from staring at this Hooter hoe last time. Turns out the crabs were not the food like I thought..

Boney Stoney: Damn that’s hot. Nvm, I’m so in.

by Stoney69 July 16, 2022

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