poota toot

1. Someone who likes to just let some serious air go.
2. A name when you give your friend when he/she farts continuously
1. Wow that girl over there is such a poota toot
2. I always call my friend a poota toot.
by ItsJustMeSally December 11, 2017
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brain toot

A brain toot is a random and very odd thought that pops into your head, and often baffles those around you, potentially causing them to think you are a little weird
Bob: “Did you know that plants actually emit a sound that’s akin to screaming when you cut them?”

Joe: “gosh darnit Bob, you brain tooted again”
by Braintoot February 22, 2022
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Tooting Banjo

Whilst sitting on someones nose you fart and rub your cock across there mouth creating a burbling noise
I gave the old girl a tooting banjo last week she said my ass hole stinks like stale winnits
by WoRalyhyde July 23, 2022
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Curt toot

The definition of a curt toot is as followed:

When someone farts fast and loud to rupture our ear drums during a social gathering.
“Damn Mark, that one was a curt toot.”
by SlimmKilla April 16, 2023
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van der toot

A fart shrouded in mystery.
Dude 1: What is that smell?

Dude 2: OMG, somebody van der tooted!

Dude 3: Who was it!?

Dude 4: It wasn't me!

Dudes 1,2,3,4: *points finger at each other
by iamdubz June 23, 2010
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