today's

When you take a woman you impregnated the night before, take her fetus and show it today’s new light by ripping her fetus out of her yeast filled stomach and thrusting it into the air and saying simba everything the light touches is our kingdom before promptly throwing it into the trash can.

Jim did today's with Christina.

by Changa of Chimmies October 8, 2019

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Today

Is a wonderful day. Not yesterday, not tomorrow and definitely not the day after.

“Today is a wonderful day!”

by yindi December 3, 2019

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today

A day that you would not be famous or be known for anything... unless you that kid.

Human 1: What is today?
Human 2: It mean you ain't famous unless you that person.

by GamerFUN November 1, 2019

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broken english

I don't understand you today.

by Krkič January 22, 2020

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Tidanke

Tidanke is a cute girl which are usually slim. Tidanke is a fashionable girl. She has great taste. She is a very cool person and easy to be friend with. She is a sweet and caring girl.

I would love to have Tidanke

by Oscar Nike February 4, 2020

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Tiddy Pic

Pictures of the elusive tiddy(1), sometimes sent to others for the following reasons:
Attraction, bitcoin, money, or other reasons.

(1)Tiddy- Boobs. Breasts. Tatas. Tits. Titties. Honkalonkadonkers. Gazoongas. Itty bitties. Etc.

Guy:"Hey girl, lemme get a tiddy pic."
Chick:"That'll be 500 bitcoin."

by DaddyDefinesTiddyPic February 19, 2020

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