pecker validation

Bolstering a man's ego by worshipping his cock.

If it wasn't for her pecker validation, I would have less than zero self esteem.

by WoodsWhoak March 3, 2010

Pecker Puffer

A rude or annoying person; A phrase popularized by the movie Full Metal Jacket.

That guy is such a pecker puffer.

Oh yeah? Well you can go puff a pecker.

From Full Metal Jacket: ‘Are you a pecker puffer? Do you suck dicks?’

by SiL3Nt J September 9, 2023

crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016

Short-peckered nuisance

Someone who - typically teenage - is destructive to other people's property. It's slang for "asshole" in the old days, particularly in downeast Maine.

"Get over here, you short-peckered nuisance, you just ran through my garden!"

by Downeastah June 10, 2023

Toilet Pecker

(Toilet Pecker) A person who defecates and eats it from the toilet bowl

“Oh James you’re a toilet pecker”

by aaaaaaaaaaa1234567890123456789 August 2, 2025

Pecker parrot

When you plop you cock on your girls shoulders and ask her does Polly want a pecker?

Earlier while you were outside I gave Kelly a pecker parrot

by Tmatt October 5, 2023

pecker blast

When your girl blows into your penis and you expel the air in a male queef like fashion.

She coughed while giving me head and I pecker blasted her.

by Big Dick Chef April 13, 2021