The act of cleaning one's home before a night out, for the purposes of sexual selection. Primarily, appearing to be (but not actually being) a clean person will increase desirability short term; The clean will also reduce any feelings of shame that arise when another human being has to see how you live.
For 9-5 workers, this is optimally undertaken on a Thursday evening to account for post work drinks on Friday leading straight to the bar.
For 9-5 workers, this is optimally undertaken on a Thursday evening to account for post work drinks on Friday leading straight to the bar.
Margaret: "I thought it was going well, but when he saw the moldy pizza, he turned around and walked right out"
Frank: "That's why a slut clean on Thursday is so important!"
Frank: "That's why a slut clean on Thursday is so important!"
by KC34 June 21, 2017
Get the slut cleanmug. by Dodeki April 3, 2020
Get the COVID Cleanmug. by CHEESECHODE April 2, 2015
Get the Clean Wipermug. When your girlfriend decides that your room is anything but a habitable place for humans and then proceeds to rearrange all of your belongings in an unfamiliar order and washes your clothes in a rage of fury, not even separating the colours and blacks from the whites.
Your fault buddy.
Your fault buddy.
Person 1: Oh my god, I came home and my room was fucking clean man
Person 2: Really why is that a problem?
Person 1: My girlfriend rage-cleaned and now I actually have to use my wardrobe...
Person 2: Gee, what a conundrum
Person 1: THERE'S LINT ON MY WHITE CLOTHES
Person 2: Maybe you should have washed your own clothes?
Person 1: It's ORGANISED CHAOS
Person 2: Really why is that a problem?
Person 1: My girlfriend rage-cleaned and now I actually have to use my wardrobe...
Person 2: Gee, what a conundrum
Person 1: THERE'S LINT ON MY WHITE CLOTHES
Person 2: Maybe you should have washed your own clothes?
Person 1: It's ORGANISED CHAOS
by davo420 July 4, 2021
Get the Rage-cleanmug. (n.) A penis that is washed every shower and has no foul odor or taste; formerly considered a myth but is possible when dating a man who does not think bathing his genitals will turn him gay.
by Vernacular Lingo December 16, 2017
Get the Clean Dickmug. Kimberly is so clean she cleans a clean house.
If you want it super clean it’s Kimberly clean.
When you’re cleaning something that is perfectly clean already.
If you want it super clean it’s Kimberly clean.
When you’re cleaning something that is perfectly clean already.
by Brickell Bob July 24, 2022
Get the Kimberly cleanmug. The act of vigorously deep cleaning something or some place while high or appearing to be high on methamphetamine or other stimulant.
I'm sorry I haven't got back to you about the power drill I have for sale. I started looking for it and ended up tweaker cleaning my entire basement.
by JessLoveAlways November 17, 2020
Get the Tweaker Cleaningmug.