The frustrating circumstance when a person cannot think of anything decent or interesting to post as their facebook status...
by DanteRhodesWatts October 14, 2010
Get the Status Blockmug. One who continually updates their status on twitter, Facebook, etc. in a lame attempt to get responses, thus validating their existence.
by Jules A February 10, 2009
Get the status homug. A stoop statue, commonly refered to as a porch monkey, is most easily defined as a black person. It is more directly used to describe just another typical nigger sitting around, doing nothing, and just abusing someone elses hard earned welfare money... did i mention its the white mans hard earned money.
If you're lookin for a good time drive through the hood and you'll find all types of funny lookin stoop statues.
Hey them southern boys aint nothing but good ol' fashon stoop statues.
Hey them southern boys aint nothing but good ol' fashon stoop statues.
by krueges7 July 6, 2008
Get the Stoop Statuemug. When you post a witty status update that you know is gonna kill, and seconds later someone posts something about their dead (insert loved one/pet here) or about some earthquake in a third world country and totally steals your thunder.
I had a great status update and she commented about her stupid dead cat and totally status cockblocked me!
by Tippy_CJM July 22, 2010
Get the Status Cockblockmug. G Status can be used either as an adjective or an exlamation. It refers to the quality of something being G, Gangsta, Great, Ghetto, or Godtastic. Derivatives of G Status include the verb G.
-Fatty Ged up hard this weekend
-What did he do?
-He drank a whole bottle of Tussin and killed a freshman girl!
-G Status!
-I wish I was black...
-What did he do?
-He drank a whole bottle of Tussin and killed a freshman girl!
-G Status!
-I wish I was black...
by Cuthell May 13, 2005
Get the g statusmug. by Azraels_kitten December 15, 2010
Get the Statue of Libertymug. by harnett March 20, 2009
Get the money statusmug.