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goofy lettuce

M A R I J U A N A
"Pass some of that goofy lettuce"
by Cucumber Richard May 7, 2019
mugGet the goofy lettucemug.

dropping lettuce

A purposefully ambiguous term that can be substituted for any sexual/drug related saying.
Shit mayne, wanna head on up to the garage apartment start dropping lettuce?
by Smidget and Company July 3, 2008
mugGet the dropping lettucemug.

lettuce

when you get caught watching porn by your grandmothers pet monkey
"man i just lettuce"
by Snuugle July 3, 2022
mugGet the lettucemug.

Earth lettuce

My mom and dad think me and my big brother did earth lettuce yesterday
by Xamantha May 17, 2018
mugGet the Earth lettucemug.

International Azerbaijani Green Lettuce Relocation Day

In Azerbaijan culture, it's become the norm to relocate any Greens (especially lettuce) that are being grown on December 22nd.
Mark: "Why are you taking so long to get ready?"
Ryan: "I'm preparing for International Azerbaijani Green Lettuce Relocation Day."
by azerbaijani realist November 29, 2023
mugGet the International Azerbaijani Green Lettuce Relocation Daymug.

Lettuce

A lettuce is a vegetable which apparently lasts longer than politicians on their posts.
Woah, that lettuce outlasted the PM!
by LDE but Urban October 21, 2022
mugGet the Lettucemug.

lettuce face

n. A man with a hot body, but an ugly face, i.e. "Lettuce face be replaced!"
John is so fit, too bad he's a lettuce face.
by whodatotherdude December 30, 2020
mugGet the lettuce facemug.

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