show lettuce

The result of a professional athlete getting a big head and growing his hair out cause he thinks he's so cooler than he is. When u make it to the big leagues they call it "The Show." Players refer to hair as lettuce. Hence Show Lettuce.
"Damn, look at Bryce Harper sportin that show lettuce! Better put some mayonnaise on that show lettuce rookie!"
by RipTarry999 September 19, 2017
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oh god plz help me WAAAAAAAAAAAwooper whooper whooper whooper jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP
freind: hey want some of deez?
me: whooper whooper whooper whooper Jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP
also me: *looks at friend*
also me from the also me: hey where did he go
friend: ah finally I'm in the backrooms away from this guy
also friend: * R E A L I Z A T I O N *
by talkplaymore May 06, 2023
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lettuce anus

No definition. It's a feeling. Or figure of speech. Gweeeeeeee.
by Hiphope January 15, 2017
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lettuce wagon

Don't get behind a lettuce wagon, they stink.
by BlackSage April 04, 2018
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Gay lettuce sex

Gay lettuce proceeding to resign to his position in life.
Person A: Wow, you fell for that trap?
Person B: yeah...
Person A: You Gay Lettuce Sex
by BlatherskiteStudios November 14, 2019
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Lettuce bowl

A ball cap that sits backwards on top of the sickest flow at a 30 degree angle
Man check that lettuce bowl
“Bro, that flow turns heads”
by Bennybimmer November 22, 2021
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Lettuce Licking

When someone is passionate about a certain situation, whether it’s politics or environmental situations
by Sassycheetah September 01, 2018
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