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Teenage Parent

Someone who has a child at a young age.

I am a teenage parent, - I'm not a slut, nor am I stupid. People need to stop being so horrible to teenage parents just because they have children young. Yes, there are bad teenage parents out there - just as there are bad ADULT parents!

Many people believe that because we got pregnant young we must have slept around. This is completely untrue. Many teenage parents I know, myself included, fell pregnant to boyfriends that we had been with for a couple of years.

Lastly, in New Zealand (where I'm from) there are many Teenage Parent Units. These are schools specifically designed for the education of teenage parents. The parents work from Correspondence School books and attend classes with teachers within the school.
The age limit is 21, so there is a long time for the mothers (and sometimes fathers) to complete their education - most then go on to university!

I understand that many people have misconceptions about teenage parents, I was one of those people before I became a parent myself.

All I'm asking is for you to make no assumptions and don't judge us all by one stereotype!
Teenage parents are just the same as adult parents!
by pdizza September 4, 2009
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Tenae

An unusual name for a girl, or a boy, depending on the light conditions and the way they are standing/what they are doing at the time. Actually, often it is quite hard to tell the difference between a girl and a boy named Tenae, so much so that they may be defined as the same thing in correct circumstances.
Sadly, most of the "Tenae" race is oversized, to the point where Tenae's are often indistinguishable, not just between male and female, but between a planet and a Tenae. It is predicted that by 2013 the International Union d'Aerospatiale will have catalogued and assigned codes to all the Tenae's on our planet, declaring them planets.
It should not be forgotten also, that many Tenae's have a particular affinity for blood, and are known to be more than rough in the bedroom, which they also spend alot of time in.
Other than these things, Tenae's are known to be fun, carefree and over the top, but in a good way (most of the time). Their natural habitat is the beach, doing sporty things (ironic considering their planetary size), whilst they particularly despise all forms of chemistry, except organic chem. Often they are quick to argue and jump at a sarcastic remark, and often they are left without any sort of response, their mouths gaping whilst they are dominated by superior beings such as Jason's and Nic's. It is believed by many animal experts that this "gaping mouth" explains both the sexual reactivity of a Tenae and their size, however it is not known for sure.
Here we can see a Tenae in their natural habitat, trolling the beaches of South Western Australia. LOOK! here she goes, what an amazing moment viewers, right here we are witnessing a real Tenae rolling into the water!
by NicJas(-k!) November 3, 2010
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Teenage girl

they like to talk an astronomical amount of shit towards every single passerby that walks past their pampered asshole that is practically prolapsing from last nights preteen pounding from their boyfriends and all of their boyfriends have the same cancer hat crew cut following all of them as they travel in herds and have zero independent thought processes which is completely brainwashed by pop culture.
teenage girl 1 shouts freak at a random passerby teenage girl 1 then walks away really fast thinking her 5 mile per hour trot will get her outta danger

random passer by charges at her knocks her unconscious and proceeds to violently beat the unconscious shit outta the teenage girl and teach her what her parents should have taught her not to mess with a 240 pound strong man who is having a bad day
by superiorbreed September 21, 2018
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Ternael

1) A person of value
2) A dangerous person
3) A respectable member of society
"Oye us terneal ko dekho. Sala ek ghunt mein pori bottle pi gaya" or "Look at that ternael. He drank an entire bottle in just one sip"
by shapatarking420 April 14, 2023
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Tenaseverance

He had the tenaseverance necessary to become successful.
by Mr. Huckleberry December 12, 2009
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Tenacious Bass Note

A extremely low note sung by some of the Lowest basso profundos from Abu Dhabi. They really have a great lower pissagio that will blow any person away.
Victor and Zayd have come a long way from their Master Salumps(Lebibion James) the master of all Tenaces. Tenacious Bass Note
by Gaylord Mcfaggot April 29, 2011
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Teenager

The stage when you're too young to do half the things you want to do but too old to do the other half.
Person 1: Those teenagers are always sneaking into clubs!
Person 2: No they're not! They're always on kiddie rides and getting over excited by bubbles.
by heartofglass June 25, 2014
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