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Israeli Teen 

A person born and raised in Israel reaching adolescence,and becoming a Israeli citizen with all that this implies. Typically very independent,involved in lots of social political activity or a youth movement. Short tempered and less calm then his European cousin this specie is well aware of extra hate against him through watching TV and surfing the net. unhumbled this creature goes out at night and parties like there is no tomorrow before joining the army,growing up and reaching adulthood fully after his after army world travels.
"Israeli teens have no rules! the go out even when they just heard of a suicidal bombing!'

Israeli teens are great fun,when i went to visit mu cousins in Tel Aviv we had the best of times!'
Israeli Teen by mouseandwords September 13, 2012

Pre-teen 

A person between the ages of 11-13.

The girls are stereotyped to be slutty, wannabe, asshole's who smear glitter on their face and wear aeropostale in order to be "cool." They also are said to faint at the mention of anything Disney related and masterbate to pictures of Justin Bieber.

Yes I am a 12 year old girl. I take no shame to my age, but I am offended when I hear things like this.
I hate glitter, I think it's tacky. I also hate aeropostale, I don't like it because, well it's just not my style. I think Disney Channel is dumb, and I don't find Justin Bieber attractive and I don't like his music. Yes I have friends that act like this, but that doesn't mean all of us do.
Ignorant judgemental person- "Ewwwww she's a Pre-teen she must be stupid and masturbate to photo's of Justin Bieber!Hahahahahaha."

Person with sense- "Maybe she's not like that, get to know someone before you judge. She could be a perfectly normal human being."

Ignorant person- "Yea right."
Pre-teen by gryffindorpride July 23, 2011

Aqua Teen Hunger Force 

The BEST show on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim. The show that makes almost NO sense, which is why it rocks. From one subjest to the next, and the name of the show has almost nothing to do with the show! It's great! And Carl, the guy next door. When he tried to lose weight from Paradise protein bars, it turned out it was actually bug poison or something. But he did lose weight... only for a giant orange bug thing to burst out of his body. MOONINITES DOMINATE.
We are superior to all.

clean teen

Used to have casual sex and drink and smoke, but goes against it later. To cleanse themselves of what they used to do. Varies on person to person, but part of to be a clean teen is to dress modestly.

Can be confused with a straight-edge kid. Slight difference.
Person A: Look! She used to dress so skankish. What happened?
Person B: She's a clean teen now.
clean teen by alludingXandrea January 6, 2008

Miss Teen USA 

A tool used by middle aged men to jerk off to young girls in swimwear.

Also, a whore factory.
"Hey man, did you see the game last night?"

"Nah, I was too busy whackin' it to the Miss Teen USA pageant."
Miss Teen USA by Mr. Deadfolx February 10, 2009

eleven-teen-year-old 

Refuring to a very annoying, very young, pre-teen girl between the ages of 11-15 who jump at any opportunity to fuck an older man. (commonly found at concerts)
"There are more eleven-teen-year-olds here than an All Time Low show."
eleven-teen-year-old by juturna102 November 15, 2009