Stacking
the act of gently taking your lover by the hand,
leading her to the bathroom,
you both strip your clothes off,
the male sits on the pot.
with his legs spread.
roughly place your lover's legs on you,
so that she is sitting on your lap.
depending on your level of intimacy,
you can be facing each other,
or turned away.
most english speaking countries prefer the turned away position.
the male starts by expulsion and voids a salvo into the glistening white porcelain bowl.
this is the female's cue to do likewise.
she drops the kids off at the pool between the male's legs,
while he is spraying some mud.
this the highest form of togetherness and spiritual communion.
(note : it is considered a technical foul to splash on your partner's legs.
so aim your anus with accuracy.)
wiping each other requires much dexterity.
(note 2 : for the ultimate in intimacy, you can each have a hand on the flusher in the spirit of loving cooperation.
some consider simultaneous pooping and flushing to be the apex or zenith of Stacking.)
leading her to the bathroom,
you both strip your clothes off,
the male sits on the pot.
with his legs spread.
roughly place your lover's legs on you,
so that she is sitting on your lap.
depending on your level of intimacy,
you can be facing each other,
or turned away.
most english speaking countries prefer the turned away position.
the male starts by expulsion and voids a salvo into the glistening white porcelain bowl.
this is the female's cue to do likewise.
she drops the kids off at the pool between the male's legs,
while he is spraying some mud.
this the highest form of togetherness and spiritual communion.
(note : it is considered a technical foul to splash on your partner's legs.
so aim your anus with accuracy.)
wiping each other requires much dexterity.
(note 2 : for the ultimate in intimacy, you can each have a hand on the flusher in the spirit of loving cooperation.
some consider simultaneous pooping and flushing to be the apex or zenith of Stacking.)
"I really feel closer to Johnny after our first stacking session;
it was sublime!"
"Don't stack with Roberto, his hairy legs really itch."
"I thought Veronica would be really good at stacking, instead she splashed me ! Fucking Amateur ! "
it was sublime!"
"Don't stack with Roberto, his hairy legs really itch."
"I thought Veronica would be really good at stacking, instead she splashed me ! Fucking Amateur ! "
Stacking by Turdly Bugglestein October 3, 2011
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