Verb. When you get fucked so hard up the ass with insults from a teacher at school for them butchering the writing of a school mock exam, or several, and blaming you, your entire class, and your entire year group thereafter, for their error(s) that all you can verbalise about the situation is "we got squired". The teacher takes no responsibility for their actions, and shifts the blame to a fully functioning group of 18 year-olds instead for the teacher's lack of social intelligence and proof-reading of a high-stakes school exam.
Student 1: "Oi, miss, why'd I get Merit in my Trigonometry paper for a question that you wrote incorrectly?"
Teacher: "It sounds like a you problem. You should've realised that years are 368 days in that context, silly!"
The entire year group: "That makes no sense, I wanna do another test."
*A few weeks later when the entire year group resits the exam*
Student 2: "Miss, I've found an error in your paper. You've marked me as Not Achieved for writing that 'the road would not be able to be crossed because the river would always be above the bridge.' Why am I wrong?"
Teacher: "Well, in this scenario, you should've realised that cars still cross the river anyway despite five metres of water being above the bridge. Sounds like a you problem and you should've read the question better!"
The entire year group: "Fuck this, get someone that can actually write a good context for a trig paper! We got squired so hard!"
Teacher: "It sounds like a you problem. You should've realised that years are 368 days in that context, silly!"
The entire year group: "That makes no sense, I wanna do another test."
*A few weeks later when the entire year group resits the exam*
Student 2: "Miss, I've found an error in your paper. You've marked me as Not Achieved for writing that 'the road would not be able to be crossed because the river would always be above the bridge.' Why am I wrong?"
Teacher: "Well, in this scenario, you should've realised that cars still cross the river anyway despite five metres of water being above the bridge. Sounds like a you problem and you should've read the question better!"
The entire year group: "Fuck this, get someone that can actually write a good context for a trig paper! We got squired so hard!"
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a sudden violent gust of wind or a localized storm, especially one bringinG rain, snow, or sleet. The a snow squirl is the precursor.
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After determining who wins the squirble (Squirble can go indefinitely if nobody pulls out something that's extra ordinary and out does everyone) the winner starts the beef.
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The winner chooses the fellow Squirbler to attack and does them dirty. The circle continues until the beefing is boring.
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