Vodka-Squirt

A substantial amount of Vodka with a small splash of Squirt soda.

Damn, I'm so hammered from all those vodka-squirts earlier at the Goose ...

by 1018 Marine March 21, 2011

squirt

(n) a quick act of urination

I gotta go take a squirt; then we can leave.

by BeardedFatass December 16, 2002

Squints

Where by a pair of swimming goggles is generously filled with the love juice of a man or woman and then worn by either the last to contribute or the fluffer/sex slave. Unisex and can be enjoyed by a couple, in a group or on ones lonesome.

Are you joining us later for a spot of Squints?

by Lord Mingus August 1, 2010

squirt nipply

the act of sticking one's nose between dirty buttcheeks and flapping said cheeks, making a clapping sound

Dude, I was at the nursing home and got a sweet squirt nipply from Edna

by jdbb August 17, 2006

mega squirt

a standalone fuel management system. usually used by vw's or whoever else wants to use it, its an independent unit, meaning it is not stock on any particular vehicle, but is an aftermarket modification.

Damn that mega squirt set up is runnin so tits on that scirocco.

by bigboy97 February 22, 2007

hershey squirt

When a guy and a girl are fucking and she sharts on his dick.

Man, I can't believe she hershey squirtted on me last night.

by Carlyjay March 1, 2015

Armenian Squirt Gun

Where a man lays on his back and throws his hips forward thus cumming in his own mouth.

Jeff and I hooked up last night and when he was finishing he did the Armenian squirt gun.

by KhaosArkAngel August 2, 2016