When you are fucking your woman and you cum inside her... You grab a TURKEY BASTER shove it deep inside...
Suck the Cum out and shoot it on her face...
Suck the Cum out and shoot it on her face...
by GiantPurpleMonkey March 20, 2013
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A: i am going to marry penelope cruz next year
B: um, you might be squilding, man.
A: quantum physics supports time travel in both directions
B: possibly, however at this stage we're still squilding
B: um, you might be squilding, man.
A: quantum physics supports time travel in both directions
B: possibly, however at this stage we're still squilding
by dbase4 October 20, 2007
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Get the squirt n scram mug.When a man deficates on the floor or bed while another man (the squirt sponge) lays in it to "absorb" the smelly mess.
Donald invited his coworker Emmett over on Halloween. He then scared the shit out of Emmett and became a squirt sponge to clean up the mess.
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Get the squillilande mug.In light of 2017's No Nut November, which led to Destroy Dick December, and then to No Finger February, Super Squirt September is a challenge for women during September to orgasm a number of times equal to the date in September.
by InvisibleBob December 19, 2018
Get the Super Squirt September mug.When you go into a doctors office for a prostate exam. In preparation for said exam you put a picture of a butthole over your penis. When the doctor proceeds to give the exam you squirt a mixture of cum and lubricant all over the doctors inserted finger.
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