squid jacker

a person with patches of hair hiding under a flab of skin that crawls into restaraunts and orders squid. when their food arrives he stuffs the squid in his cornhole and crawls out of the restaraunt.

I just witness a squid jacker in action

by foot violater November 13, 2011

squiddley-dink

Someone who is goofing around and not getting anything done, but not overly obnoxious. Just immature.

While studying in the library Elijah started making Pterodactyl noises and distracting the people around him. Stranger: "Hey kid, stop being such a squiddley-dink! Finals are coming up!"

by Katt woman December 4, 2013

squidgybiff

the bit of skin between the pussy and asshole

lick my squidgybiff

by morskyvlk December 18, 2013

Squid-Spider-People Logic

which can be applied to whenever Illuminati/conspiracy theory obsessed nutjobs try to be all intellectual while still upholding their obnoxious conspiracy theorist wannabe behavior.

"I am excluding you from the group because the Squid-Spider-People logic says so."

by MM132 May 27, 2015

Squidge

The sound that you make you make when you step on something squishy.

I love hearing that squidgey noise!

by Nintendorkwad July 23, 2015

Squiads

An incurable viruse that it's only affective to squirrels which will cause them tho suite in a month

Your rabid squirrel is is having excruciating pain because of squiads and he only has a day

by Michael just do it jackson October 26, 2015

squidar

When you're doing it with a guy and his dick goes limp

"Put it back in, {Insert partner here}"
"No, I can't, I'm squidar"

"O.M.G.!!! I did it with {Insert partner here} Last night and he went squidar 3 times!"

by ChadTheBiker June 22, 2016