Squid Job

When a sailor in the Navy eats a live squid for initiation purposes.

During my squid job, I was sprayed with ink.

by Bluepaul March 01, 2011

Squid pants

A smelly crotch area that suction cups to any penis it can get ahold of!

That girl Ashliegh's squid pants keep dragging ever guy in this bar to the bottom of the ocean.

by Bazemorerized July 08, 2016

Squid Bucket

A term used to describe a place where chavs and harlots gather.

Guy 1: Are you going to Maccy D's tonight?
Guy 2: Jeesh no, that place us such a squid bucket!

by Princess Emily July 14, 2014

barrel of squid

Something disturbingly unpleasant and revolting.

That boy is as weird as a barrel of squid.

by Biter November 28, 2007

Shower Squid

When you ejaculate in the shower, and the glob of man jelly hangs out and floats across the shower floor.

Yo man I keep telling you to quit jerkin off in the shower and leaving your shower squids in there.

Hopped into the shower this morning and stepped on one of Bob's shower squids again!

by Dennis Fraudman December 18, 2018

squid-muppet

Someone who is extremely stupid. Absolutely a fucking moron. The word itself causes confusion to others.

David was being a fucking squid-muppet yesterday. I almost punched him.

by monkeypantsdestroyeroflesbians February 02, 2021

Squid game

Squid game is literally so good I cant
Squid game is a new kdrama where many broke people are chosen to play a game for 45.6B Won (Korean currency) and go through a series of deadly games to win, the last player standing receives the money

(On netflix)

Person1: hey have you watched squid game

Person2: yes ofc

Person1: stan gihun <33

by gihunsupremacy October 16, 2021