split

To punch the fuck out of someone

If you start fuckin with me I'll split u nigga

by John Tellini loves men April 19, 2006

banana split

In a sexual context : it involves inserting a (pealed) banana into a girls rectum prior to engaging in anal sex. Afterwards, a bowl is used to catch the result, a lukewarm mixture of jiz, mushed banana and excrement.

Doing a Banana split is quite popular in latin-american countries. A friend of mine did one in Cuba the other day.

by Demarates May 12, 2006

Lickety Split

Another word for going down on a woman. To get some lickety split is to eat pussy.

Lickety Split is also the title of a lesbian porn movie.

by OneBadAsp October 26, 2006

shin split

an injury to the lower leg that causes the muscle to detach from the bone

running incorrectly or using the wrong type of shoes can result in a shin split

by Victoria January 23, 2005

Split-fingered fastball

A baseball pitch that looks like a typical fastball to you, then mindfucks you by dropping out of the strike zone as you swing, utterly humiliating you and making you look like a third-rate bushleaguer. Swinging at this pitch and missing is like getting hit in the face by a freight train--you should have seen it coming, but it's just too damn good for you.

You need an example for this? Seriously? Fine. That thar guy on the mound sure throws a mean SPLIT-FINGERED FASTBALL. Are you happy now!?

by Rusty Was Here April 15, 2009

SPLIBERISH

The barely discernable language spoken by black babies.

I don't know if he wants a banana or he shit in his pants, all I hear is spliberish.

by neatboy February 10, 2010

Splicerific

The positive sensation experienced when you mix two things that are not normally mixed, just like the iced desert called a 'Splice' which consists of vanilla ice cream coated in pine-lime flavoured ice (Who woulda thunk it?!).

You could say that good-looking people of mixed racial ancestry are splicerific.

Jeremy: Hey Jackie, drinking hot tea with milk while eating a raspberry ice block is totally splicerific! I bet the others are regretting the fact that they didn't get stuck right in!
Jackie: Yeah I reckon! I can completely relate to that!
Sven: I have no idea what you are talking about.
Jill: Me neither. I am experiencing extreme regret at not living outside of my comfort zone right now.

by teaman2 June 1, 2010