sperge

a goon with asperger's syndrome,especially one self diagnosed

would u ever date a sperge?

by lol oh geez November 26, 2007

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sperm tank

A girl who enjoys swallowing huge loads, often more than one in a sitting. She can be identified when she asks you to pull out and go in her mouth.

We were having sex and when I was ready to go she pulled me out and had me go in her mouth. Man what a sperm tank.

by Yigal November 26, 2004

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walking waste of sperm

The ultimate insult. Reserved for only the most hateful, stupid, obnoxious or contemptible people known.

That islamic suicide bomber killed several innocent people. What a walking waste of sperm he was.

by Frank Klaune January 26, 2005

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The phenomenon that is connected to the creation of head pubies, it is whenever a little girl before puberty gets a significantly large birthmark-looking blotch somewhere on their body, but usually occurs on their shoulder. It is a scientifically proven that only 5% of the female population will ever develop this, as they have the choice to either stay a woman or become a male-female hybrid before the onset of puberty, in which if it the girl has accepted to being a Sperm Child; the hidden dick inside the birthmark looking blotch to reveal itself. During its incubation the girl may have the dick talk to her, console her and advise her on various sorts of methods in getting harder as a person (p-penis). Properly allowing Sperm Child to develop results in the girl gaining head pubies, as well as dick-related powers, like wang-bending and using the released dick to shoot diamond hard sperm at enemies. Wispy poo arm hair may also develop

Cummel Does: Hey Jizzy why do you have head pubies on your....OMG YOU'RE A SPERM CHILD! WISPY POO! WISPY WISPY! WISPY PLLLZZZ!

Jizzy: Gurackurah! *Pulls out cock and stabs Cummels in the dick*

Cummel Does: *cum tear*

by Genital Wang January 22, 2011

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sperglord

Person who claims to have Asperger Syndrome or to be "on the spectrum" as a form of plausible deniability to disavow all responsibility for how they behave in polite society, no matter how obnoxious or dangerous to public safety.

Wow. For a minute there I thought there was a nonzero chance that innocent unsuspecting family out for a pleasant Sunday stroll on the walking path with toddlers in tow, would've provided enough of a buffer zone to slow down that sperglord cyclist hurtling his way to the MIT cafeteria buffet, enough to allow me to take the most inspired leap of split-second evasive action I've ever taken in my life to avoid getting my silly sadly deluded ass spun into the ground. Fascinating!

by ghozzap August 13, 2022

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