shredding

The act of one man fucking another man in the ass, while listening to "Blinded by the light."

*Blinded by the light,*
*wrapped up like a dousche in the middle of the night.*
*I was blinded by the light.*

Yo man those faggots were probably shredding all night.

by Dyll October 12, 2006

shredsticles

the testicles which allow one to shred, usually referred to one playing guitar. The bigger the shredsticles, the better the playing.

Yeah his playing is amazing. he has enormous shredsticles.

by guylee January 21, 2008

Cribee Shredee Bee

A corruption of Crispy Shredded Beef, stemming from Chinese pronounciation. Anyone who asks for crispy shreeded beef in a chinese restaurant must pronounce it as 'cribee shredee bee' or face ridicule or a forfeit.

I'll have noodles with cribee shredee bee please

Who ordee the cribee shredee bee?

by TCC>> May 28, 2007

shredtastic

–adjective

When you describe something that was crazy, gnarly, amazing, etc.

1. Man that shred session was shredtastic.
2. Mom that was a shredtastic dinner.
3. Today was shredtastic.

by Boro wakeskater May 16, 2010

Shred

To makeout, kiss, or fondle; Any close or intimate contact between two people that ranges from holding hands to sex. Includes kissing, grinding, fellatio, cunnilingus, and 69. However, shredding may or may not include hugging.

Dude, don't go in Tom's room. He's totally shredding with Marissa.

by Adrian Saunders March 9, 2008

shrediquette

Using proper etiquette when disposing of itmes into the shred bin.

Kwaku: Who put this plastic baggy in the shred bin.
Brandon: I did. Whats it to you?
Kwaku: Man you need a major lesson in shrediquette!

by B to the H February 9, 2008

shredding

The act of one man fucking another man in the ass, while listening to "Blinded by the light."

*Blinded by the light,*
*wrapped up like a dousche in the middle of the night.*
*I was blinded by the light.*

Yo man those faggots were probably shredding all night.

by Dyll October 12, 2006