Sofa king we tall did

An expression used to describe yourself, someone else or something as so fuckin' retarded. This expression is also popular for written communication that needs to avoid censorship. This expression is similar to the less frequently used, Sofa king we tall did.

Last night we were sofa king we tall did.

by rglass November 2, 2011

sofa loaf

State in which your dick is neither hard nor flaccid...It resemble the firmness of a loaf of bread.

Wow, after watching that hottie Rosie O'Donnell...I was sporting a pretty sweet sofa loaf.

by T@R December 31, 2006

SOFA

Acronym for Seems Ok Far Away

Used to describe a female that at first appears attractive, but is revealed to be anything but with a closer look.

Man 1: Man, that girl is super hot. I'm gonna go talk to her.

Man 2: No wait a minute. Ya she's just a SOFA, better not.

by deemuny September 14, 2012

Sofia

A stupid ass lazy bitch

Sofia is such a bitch

by Layla_teehee June 21, 2020

Sofa

A fat chick that is easy.

"Did you see that Jack slept on the sofa last night?" "Yeah he said he thinks he might have left his wallet in between the cushions"

by Bilbo239 October 4, 2012

Sofa Sunday

'Sofa Sunday' is the day or days when most people shop for the holiday gifts using their tablets.

What a sofa sunday! (I got many of my gifts for the holidays purchased from the convenience of my home, using my tablet)

by catalog_fan December 5, 2011

najwa sofea

Najwa Sofea means beautiful and full of secrets. Girl with this name is funny,smart and talented. They'll laugh at your jokes. Epitome of geniuses.

She's so "Najwa Sofea" aww she got straight A's in her exams

by sehunajwa August 4, 2017