hairy smooth

A slap, first with the back of the hand (hairy) followed by a slap with the palm

You’ll get a hairy smooth if you don’t behave!

by Pig boy and the froot May 18, 2024

Smooth Criminal

When you fart silently while making eye contact with somebody and don't get called out

Sarah never said anything even though we were locking eyes the entire time,that's the power of a smooth criminal

by Loverboy Steve May 22, 2025

smooth bore

An adult without any teeth. Usually great at providing head.

Buster's new boyfriend is a smooth bore. Not a tooth in his head. He gives the best gummies.

by sncf69 May 4, 2022

Sade's Smooth Operator Is The Spartan Prayer.

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Person 343: Sade's Smooth Operator Is The Spartan Prayer.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025

u smooth

Mines if you shave, down there, or not

You just go up to a person and say “U smooth!?”

by Official Sexy Lexi December 4, 2019

smooth muscle

Similar to the Indonesian slang term "otot polos" with this same meaning, this tongue-in-cheek term referring to Deadpool's poor self-control, particularly in his tendency to swear and act impulsively. This phrase playfully implies that, like smooth muscle tissue, which operates involuntarily, Deadpool's mouth runs on autopilot, often leading to hilariously inappropriate outbursts.

I love how Deadpool is total smooth muscle—his swearing just pops out without a filter, making every scene even more entertaining!

by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025

As smooth as a porcupine in a vat of meatloaf

That Letitia is wrong

You're as smooth as a porcupine in a vat of meatloaf

by Davidwasnthere November 18, 2021