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Smash Hammered 

When someone gets drunk, intoxicated, or inebriated beyond all reasonable need to be that fucked up.
"Man, last night i got so drunk trying to forget about chelsea breaking up with me I ended up hanging upside down from a street lamp."

"Dude, you were smash hammered."
Smash Hammered by Simon5025 October 10, 2012

smash the pan 

to have a right good SHIT.
jesus christ did you 'Smash The Pan'' son?
smash the pan by mr pimpernell October 28, 2013

Smash Dat 

To have sex with someone in an aggressive manner.
"See Janet over their, I'd Smash Dat!" -Friend 1
"Really?! I wouldn't! Too skinny for me," -Friend 2
Smash Dat by stay free March 9, 2015

Smash partner 

Are you having sex with your smash partner tonight?
Smash partner by Annoy nous September 2, 2015

Smash Rate

When you rate someone if you'd smash or nah
Guy 1: Wanna smash rate?
Guy 2: Sure
Guy 1: Jennifer
Guy 2: a 6 I'd smash
Smash Rate by Kyweezy November 18, 2016
A thicc girlie who you just wanna smash. You know?
God, Ella is my biggest smash jew.
Smash Jew by adrianhowell August 14, 2017