Short-arse 

A man of short stature, one who suffers from short man syndrome Sometimes also heard as short-ass

"I won't be seeing him again the short-arse."

Short-arse by Alexandra July 30, 2004

short towel guy 

A very thin heterosexual male who when traveling with other males decides to dress himself only with a washcloth worn as a loincloth. A short towel guy will always refer to himself in the third person when making an entrance into a room of males. This behavior is primarily done for shock value and is especially effective when least expected.

Short Towel Guy(entering the room): Has anyone seen Short Towel Guy?

Travel companion: Dude, what the fuck are you doing?

short towel guy by furry bear September 22, 2009

Short Stack 

a australian band consisting of three members, Shaun , Andy and Bradie. They have 1 album 'Stack is the New Black'. All members are extremley hot, have awsome hair and are very talented in their musicals fields of choice........ Short Stack are a band for teenagers and write their own songs. ;D

"Who sings 'Sway Sway Baby' ??"
"Short Stack'

"Who has rad hair"
"Short Stack"

Short Stack by little_miss_bleed_me_dry December 19, 2009

Short King 

Lionel Andrés Messi

Lionel Andrés Messi is a Short King

Short King by A random white van December 19, 2022

Short Game 

Sexual prowess, when up close and personal, as opposed

to appearances at a distance.

He looked good from a distance, but she wondered about his short game.

Short Game by Dr. Foo June 23, 2011

Short Man's Syndrome 

Aggression or needless bumptiousness displayed by a man below average height when it is perceived to be an attempt to compensate for his small size.

A shorter guy is constantly jostled in a crowd by an unthinking taller guy who sees over his head. Eventually, the shorter guy reacts aggressively by verbally abusing the taller guy. The taller guy is superciliously amused because the amount of aggression shown by the shorter guy is disproportionate to his presumed physical ability to carry through his threats. "Oh - it's short man syndrome".

Short Man's Syndrome by Jude April 28, 2004

Short People 

Certain people who's main attack is to jump up and bight your ankles. I'm not talking about slightly short or on the little side, I mean fucking SHORT people.

Short people generally have big hair and big personalities, to make up for their lack of height.

Tall people: I'm average and dull.
Short people: I'm smart and spunky to make for my lack of a lower body. It's weird 'cause my torso's pretty normal.

Short People by The Magnificent Mango November 3, 2011