shaved bear

A person that has the bodily appearance of a bear, sans fur. Does not in any way qualify as a compliment for women.

I went out with beer goggles last night. I woke up next to a shaved bear.

by bear shaver November 2, 2011

Shaved ham

Usually done during foreplay. When your partners penis has been played with enough where it has become harder than a ham bone, you quickly grab a cheese grate and try to skin off as many layers of his cock as you can. Shaved Ham are the penis shavings.

My dad wasn't giving me my weekly allowance so I shaved ham.

by nob May 11, 2004

Forehead Shavecut

The most Retarded flash movie ever made that dosent make any shred of sense at all.Here's a line:

dude 1: ...and there she lay... and I...
dude 2: you what?
dude 1: ...I hit her with a beanbag.
dude 2: *gasps* you criminal! society!
dude 1: nooooo!!!
officer: you're staying in jail for 12 years, 12 years, thats such an odd number, isn't it?
dude 1: I like beans!

Ggfgfghghjhjhj hhghghgjgkjhjhjhjjgjhbjh jjbnbhbnnbbnmnmn Forehead Shavecut.

by Qrrbrbrbielbel July 9, 2006

girly shave

A girly shave is when a girl with hair past their shoulders shaves all of it off, just for attention.

Britney Spears did a girly shave because she was getting no attention. After she shaved her hair, attention was all over her.

by Curtis Pressman February 11, 2009

Irish shave

pertaining to defecation

i better go take an Irish shave, that curry i had last night seems to have worked its way through.

by Dunky Oggins November 13, 2003

shavanna

Shavanna is another word for a mouldy penis, its worse than having a disease in the downstairs area. They are not very pleasant.

I have a shavanna, its horrible and painful.

by tigzzz November 3, 2013

shaved possum

Armadillo

I went to a hoe-down and saw a bunch of shaved possums.

by GY4444 April 18, 2012