Dirty Sergio

The act of taking a train for 3 hours to have relations with a girl,

I did a dirty sergio last weekend

by Corvexqt June 13, 2023

Serbian Steampot

The act of releasing smelly flatulence in bed and under sheets while another person is getting ready for bed, so that when the other person pulls down the covers and crawls into bed that person is struck in the face by a noxious odor.

"Hey man, what do you call that thing when you fart under the sheets while your girlfriend is brushing her teeth, then as she gets in bed and breathes it in without knowing it was coming? Is it a reverse dutch oven?
"No bro, that's a Serbian Steampot."

by LegitimizerFiber August 26, 2013

sergeant light prick

Someone who is anal about turning off the lights.

Dan- "can I just remind everyone to turn the light off after using the toilet"
Jen- " dan stop being such a sergeant light prick"

by r siz October 11, 2013

sergebetic

A woman who has a sudden onset of symptoms due to the lack of sexual, mental, and emotional intake of a unique individual named "Sergio."

Such symptoms begin with casual comments to attempt to see Sergio again. Progressing to irritation if not being able to engage with Sergio in close periods of time. If unable to satisfy the need for more Sergio the sergebetic will likely lower standands and give up most dignity to survive. Ex., beg for his attention, cry, give guilt trips, be the other woman, and ultimately agree to 3somes. It is best to avoid online dating, going home with this guy on the first date, and having sex sooner than the 6th date. Curvy women with breast larger than DD and/or ass for days should have EXTREME cautuon.

However, if you still have yet to experience earth shattering sex and a man who will always say the right thing ( even if he doesn't always act on it) then Sergio is the way to go.

Ex. 1
Co-worker: "why do you keep checking your phone every ten minutes? I'm talking to you"
Curvy Girl: "because Sergio usually texts me sweet good morning texts."

Co-worker: "you need to have sex with him soon you sergebetic."

Ex. 2
Friend: " hey girl we are all going to cancun for spring break are you coming?"
Girl: "No sergio might want to see me soon and I need to be ready to go over."
Friend: "sergebetic."

Ex. 3
Friend: " I thought you were straight."
Girl: " I am. But sergio has a girlfriend so if I want him I have to sleep with her too."

Friend: " wow, you are a full blown sergebetic for sure!

by betinez June 20, 2014

serbian flapjack

When a man with an uncircumcised flacid penis smacks a woman in the face with his said penis

She just got whacked in the face with a Serbian Flapjack

by Mattallica January 21, 2017

sergeant Major cockwomble

Miserable male with ex military background and hated by his work colleagues

That ex Army bloke is a right old Sergeant Major Cockwomble

by browns lb February 24, 2017

serdiuk

A typical Russian dude. You see him in frats and he's always shy but drinks heavily. Somehow his luscious hair pulls many attractive fe-males towards him. One of those great guys you always meet but somehow can't make fun of.

Frat Guy 1) Is that P. Serdiuk?
Frat Guy 2) Yeah man, look at him walking man. The dude's a stud.

by OGM7 April 7, 2017