sergebetic 

A woman who has a sudden onset of symptoms due to the lack of sexual, mental, and emotional intake of a unique individual named "Sergio."

Such symptoms begin with casual comments to attempt to see Sergio again. Progressing to irritation if not being able to engage with Sergio in close periods of time. If unable to satisfy the need for more Sergio the sergebetic will likely lower standands and give up most dignity to survive. Ex., beg for his attention, cry, give guilt trips, be the other woman, and ultimately agree to 3somes. It is best to avoid online dating, going home with this guy on the first date, and having sex sooner than the 6th date. Curvy women with breast larger than DD and/or ass for days should have EXTREME cautuon.

However, if you still have yet to experience earth shattering sex and a man who will always say the right thing ( even if he doesn't always act on it) then Sergio is the way to go.

Ex. 1
Co-worker: "why do you keep checking your phone every ten minutes? I'm talking to you"
Curvy Girl: "because Sergio usually texts me sweet good morning texts."

Co-worker: "you need to have sex with him soon you sergebetic."

Ex. 2
Friend: " hey girl we are all going to cancun for spring break are you coming?"
Girl: "No sergio might want to see me soon and I need to be ready to go over."
Friend: "sergebetic."

Ex. 3
Friend: " I thought you were straight."
Girl: " I am. But sergio has a girlfriend so if I want him I have to sleep with her too."

Friend: " wow, you are a full blown sergebetic for sure!

sergebetic by betinez June 20, 2014

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016