Shit-Screwed 

A word used to describe any situation that is indescribably fucked up. When used out of these dire situations, it is acceptable for the surrounding people to laugh and throw excrement. Whether "shit-screwed" is appropriate in a give situation is completely up to the present audience, and thusly should be used with caution.

Thing 1: Dick Cheney just loaded up my face with bird shot!
Thing 2: Ahhh, thats sucks dude. You got royally shit-screwed.

Thing 1: Don't I know it. That criminal fucking raped everything above my penis with his 12-guage.

Shit-Screwed by Mac____Crazy August 9, 2010

screwvenir 

anything that you keep (whether stolen or given to you) from someone's house after you've slept with them.

Laura didn't really like doing it with Chip so much, but she did nab a copy of Time Magazine with Mick Jagger on it from his house as a screwvenir.

screwvenir by Laura September 14, 2003

scream test 

When you don't know if something is still being used so you take it away and see if anybody screams.

Carrie: Do you know if anyone even uses this network folder anymore?

Scot: No fucking clue, I'll give it a scream test. DELETE

Matt: (the next day): WTF happened to my porn folder!

scream test by jamison313 January 15, 2008

schewpid 

British version of stupid.

I'm Bri'ish cuz the schewpid Americans frew the t in the ocean.

schewpid by Kester999 October 12, 2020

Screwnami 

1) riding a tidal wave of promiscuity
also
2) after a night of raunchy and riotous sex, one's room is completely destroyed.

1)Tiger Woods: Man I have been on a screwnami
Friend: What is that?
Tiger: I've slept with 5 women this week
Friend: It's Tuesday....

2)Man I think the screwnami hit my room last night!

Screwnami by Sheff4 December 2, 2009

Screamer Wiki 

If you want to know about internet screamers, or shock sites go to the Screamer Wiki. They are basically a whole database about screamers like K-fee, ScaryMaze. There are also shock sites documented like Heyya.org, and 2girls1cup.

Site if you are curious: screamer.wiki

Guy 1: What's the Screamer Wiki?
Guy 2: A magical place that documents screamers.
Guy 3: You forgot shock sites!
Guy 2: Oh yeah! They also made me desensitized. I've seen heyya.org.
Guy 1: Wonderful.

Screamer Wiki by LuaGunsX December 22, 2022

The Screamin' Cheetah Wheelies 

1.One of if not the most underrated bands of all time
2. The funkiest bunch of BBQ eatin' white boys to ever take any stage in this country!

If it hadn't been for bands like The Screamin' Cheetah Wheelies, all real rock music would have died out in the 90's.

The Screamin' Cheetah Wheelies by 93South May 7, 2010