schlongagangflaung

basically fat coCk makes no sense

he got that Schlongagangflaung ;)

by Schlongagangflaung October 14, 2020

schlongest

the largest penis of all penises

I'm the schlongest

by schlongest November 14, 2020

Schlong

It refers to your dick. Particularly a dick that's large in size and is therefore sloppy when soft. Big+sloppy+dong= schlong

Guy1:"dude I can't wear those types of swimming shorts"

Guy2:"Why?"
Guy1:"coz my schlong is gonna be exposed coz it's so big"

by random_masterbater December 1, 2020

schlong

an extra large penis with green and orange puebes

omg look at that ‘schlong’ 😱😱😱

by schlongman123 December 4, 2020

Schlong snot

Euphemism for semen

"Cum is such an outdated term. You should call it schlong snot instead"

by Nuts N. Bolts December 6, 2020

Schlong

A GIANT LONG DICK, THAT CAN PLEASURE THE FUCK OIT OF A WOMAN (OR MAN IF UR A FAG OR NOT), LOL. BUT YEAH A GIANT SCHLONG IS KEY!!

DEVIN STOP BEATING YOUR MASSIVE SCHLONG WITHOUT ME.

by 69Dick December 25, 2020

SCHLONG

The definitive slang for a guy’s (or a hermaphrodite’s) cock. A much better sounding word than penis.

That son-of -a-bitch’s schlong must be 10 inches long. He got it stuck in his zipper and had to take it to the emergency room to have it extricated.

by Macsloan January 15, 2021