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crack santa

A cracked out Santa, usually from the hood. Easily identified by their dishevelled appearance, crack pipe burns, and meth teeth. May attack when "provoked" i.e. not giving them money.
"Oh shit, there's that damn crack Santa. Don't make eye contact, I don't have any spare change and I REALLY don't need another hobo bite." "Go on honey, give crack Santa a dollar before he loses his shit and attacks."
by Deez Nipps September 13, 2018
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Daddy Saltzer

A person who has an exoskeleton around his body so his weight won’t collapse on him
by a non-gay baby unlike Jaedyn November 15, 2019
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jaden santa

Jaden Santa is so rude and so smelly like no wonder no one likes him lol
Jaden Santa eats ass and everyone hates him I hope he gets hit in the face by a soccer ball.
by swagmoneyemily69 October 25, 2019
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Van Sant

She is a German teacher with a grudge to settle.
Van Sant:Ugh! These kids don’t know I use google translate.
by Hurricane Katrina 17 December 17, 2019
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Dear Santa, I Want It All

When you pour eggnog in your Hamms, get a blowjob, take a sip of your Hammsnog, then break the glass over her head.
Last night was crazy! Susan and I did the “dear Santa, I want it all”!!!
by Randalleeza Rice April 26, 2021
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Podar Santacruz

A school mostly full of drugs sex and drama originating from the most resplendent provinces of mumbai there are branches called international lilavati and rn. They have their own rich kid drugs party gang and all of them combined is the big baller club in mumbai. Fancy cars fancy clubs and fancy drugs is all their type. They reunite every week at a club or at avarya supermarket on thursdays and fridays. This school is filled with fucked up shit not a cup of everyone's tea.
Person1: Are you from Podar Santacruz?
Podar Student: do you wanna blaze my house is free?
by Katwa Singh July 6, 2023
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Sack of Santas

Collective term for a group of Santa Clauses, usually moving in a pack
"During today's Santa Run, be on the lookout for a Sack of Santas roaming the city."
by Reindeer Hunter February 6, 2013
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