Paul Ryan

A completely flaccid penis

Yeah I had a tinder date last night, but when things got hot and heavy he had a total Paul Ryan on.

by RIP BABY BOOMERS December 2, 2017

Rhys and Ryan Jones (Twins)

These 2 are very special children. They were both left in shoeboxes outside the orphanage, fortunately the orphanage rejected these 2 and the shoeboxes (kids inside) was thrown into a river. The shoeboxes floated to a man named Trevor. Trevor took them in and gave them a home, they were fed and given a new start in life :) UNTIL they fucked it all up. They spent all there mothers benefits on Fifa Points and still have a dead ass team lol. They often come into school and play football (Both are pathetic and weak) Ryan is the most autistic of the two and is often associated with the phrase "RYAANN" (Which you must say in an autistic tone)

Steven Jones: "STOP BEING STUPID, YOU'RE DOING A RHYS AND RYAN JONES (twins)"
{Ben Harris}: "Sorry Daddy, please don't hurt me"

by Wagwan Whitmore September 27, 2018

Ryan

Ryan is a short troll

Person 1: I hate Ryan.
Person 2: Me too!

by ryanhater202 November 15, 2019

Ryan

I metrosexual male, that despite loving to go shopping, and enjoys girl things. But he is not gay, despite what people say! Sweet, funny, caring and a great kisser. Although sometimes doubtful. He enjoys female company over male company, and has really soft hair.

I wish I had Ryan in my life.

by Gary Wang-a-lang September 8, 2011

Ryan

Friendzoned by every girl he ever meets

Hey dude did you know Ryan got friendzoned by the new girl?

by iphone456 June 5, 2014

Ryan

One of the hottest, funniest people you will ever meet. He sometimes can be a little awkward at first if he doesn't know a lot about girls. He'a freakin' awesome and a great dancer, even though he doesn't know it. Let me say it again: SUPER HOT. He is totally comfortable with his body. Uses Old Spice, he likes Fiji the best. He has amazing respect, and is modest. Extremely hilarious. He has the most beautiful, sexy eyes a boy could have, it's like he's looking right through you. You're lucky to be a part of his world. Overall, he just has a good heart.

Ryan: Your new best friend.

by igorman16 August 1, 2011

Ryan

the most amazing person you will ever meet. he respects girls and is the most amazingingly perfect person you will ever meet.

" i meet this guy the other night, he was such a ryan."

by The Loss August 21, 2009