When a guy is jerking off and right before he blows, he realizes that he doesn't have a catch-rag. He quickly gets up and runs towards the nearest thing he can use................but doesn't make it.
by Thor76 October 6, 2004
Get the The Runner mug.1-Of great patience and understanding often to the point of foolishness
2-Often found in the Rutgers Athletic Center(see RAC)
3-Dresses in a variety of limited articles of clothing including shirts saying "Douby Believe" and "Water's Pressure"
4-Obsession with Scarlet and message boards quarelling
5-Must Believe that they possess the ability to coach a D1 team to the final four
6-Far Superior to their instate counterparts
2-Often found in the Rutgers Athletic Center(see RAC)
3-Dresses in a variety of limited articles of clothing including shirts saying "Douby Believe" and "Water's Pressure"
4-Obsession with Scarlet and message boards quarelling
5-Must Believe that they possess the ability to coach a D1 team to the final four
6-Far Superior to their instate counterparts
When the two Seton Hall fans observed that the stranger was able to tie his shoes on the first try, one turned to the other and stated "He must be a Rutgers Fan."
by Ramaj St. James March 3, 2005
Get the Rutgers Fan mug.Rangers Minded (commonly pronouced ra Rangers minded) is the term used to describe certain sections of ra Rangers support.
The clue in in the name r ANGER s,
To be part of the ra Rangers Minded one must be:-
1) In constant state of Permarage (this is a must)
2) Hate everything Green
3) Hate everything Celtic
4) Cause utter Carnage at the sight of a screen cutting off, refer to ra Rangers Minded in Manchester 08.
5) Hate everything Celtic
6) Get permarage at people saying you have permarage GRRR!!
7) Hate anything Catholic
8) Deflect, Deny & Lie to anyone who mentions Rangers Minded.
9) Celebrate Celtics Failure more then Ra Rangers Success.
10) If you have not perfected the war Cry " Weeeeee Arrrrrraaaaaa Peeeeeeeeppppooooooo" then you simply cannot be part ra Rangers Minded.
11) Must Must Must have a Monobrow that twitches uncontrollably at anything Green, Celtic or Irish. If you do not have one, buy one, If like most of ra Rangers minded you do not have a Job and cant buy one, steal a Permanent marker and draw one.
12) Hate anything Celtic
13) Hate the Pope
14) Pyoor hate the fact that yoor in Big Jocks Shadow and create a campaign to try Blacken his name
15) If defeated on Old Firm day and ra Monobrow is twitching in Overdrive and the Permarage has kicked in, you Must Batter the Mrs to a pulp, if she is out wae ra weans shoppin at Lidls, boot the dug aboot!!
16) Be an avid Supporters of ra Rangers Fc AKA Crimewatch Fc
17) To wreak Havoc on any City you visit with your fellow minded Losers
These are just some examples of how to become part of Ra Rangers Minded.
The clue in in the name r ANGER s,
To be part of the ra Rangers Minded one must be:-
1) In constant state of Permarage (this is a must)
2) Hate everything Green
3) Hate everything Celtic
4) Cause utter Carnage at the sight of a screen cutting off, refer to ra Rangers Minded in Manchester 08.
5) Hate everything Celtic
6) Get permarage at people saying you have permarage GRRR!!
7) Hate anything Catholic
8) Deflect, Deny & Lie to anyone who mentions Rangers Minded.
9) Celebrate Celtics Failure more then Ra Rangers Success.
10) If you have not perfected the war Cry " Weeeeee Arrrrrraaaaaa Peeeeeeeeppppooooooo" then you simply cannot be part ra Rangers Minded.
11) Must Must Must have a Monobrow that twitches uncontrollably at anything Green, Celtic or Irish. If you do not have one, buy one, If like most of ra Rangers minded you do not have a Job and cant buy one, steal a Permanent marker and draw one.
12) Hate anything Celtic
13) Hate the Pope
14) Pyoor hate the fact that yoor in Big Jocks Shadow and create a campaign to try Blacken his name
15) If defeated on Old Firm day and ra Monobrow is twitching in Overdrive and the Permarage has kicked in, you Must Batter the Mrs to a pulp, if she is out wae ra weans shoppin at Lidls, boot the dug aboot!!
16) Be an avid Supporters of ra Rangers Fc AKA Crimewatch Fc
17) To wreak Havoc on any City you visit with your fellow minded Losers
These are just some examples of how to become part of Ra Rangers Minded.
Q - why did those 10 men with blue tops batter the living daylights of that innocent bystander??
A - He had a hint of green in his T-Shirt and they are part of ra Rangers Minded.
also
"Weeeeeee aaaarrrrraaaaa Peeeeeeppppooooo"
"Whats is that whale of a man out there shouting"
Oh hes shouting "we are the people", hes part of ra rangers Minded.
A - He had a hint of green in his T-Shirt and they are part of ra Rangers Minded.
also
"Weeeeeee aaaarrrrraaaaa Peeeeeeppppooooo"
"Whats is that whale of a man out there shouting"
Oh hes shouting "we are the people", hes part of ra rangers Minded.
by DavidEdgar.FTP. August 21, 2009
Get the Rangers Minded mug.Any man who will leave his friends to fuck a obese, stank ass swamp donkey, whore no matter what the circumstances are.
by Nathan Blaszczyk January 16, 2008
Get the muffin runner mug.Wild and Out of control pubic hair. Must be trimmed using a 'runge kutta.'
In certain parts of the world, a well groomed and styled runge is considered a sign of exceptional good health and high social status.
A whole range of products are available on the Market ranging from V8 powered, diamond edged runge kuttas down to affordable single use disposables. When cutting your runge, you should be sure to wear adequate eye protection to avoid injury from rungs debris.
It it well known the the sound made by high end runge kuttas is a combination of an angle grinder, a MIG welder, the noise a bus makes when it stops and an anti-lag system set to a background tune of killing in the name of by rage against the machine.
Runge Removal Rub is available from the top brand Head & Shaft, to maintain a runge free pubic region after the majority of your rungse has removed using a runge-kutta.
In certain parts of the world, a well groomed and styled runge is considered a sign of exceptional good health and high social status.
A whole range of products are available on the Market ranging from V8 powered, diamond edged runge kuttas down to affordable single use disposables. When cutting your runge, you should be sure to wear adequate eye protection to avoid injury from rungs debris.
It it well known the the sound made by high end runge kuttas is a combination of an angle grinder, a MIG welder, the noise a bus makes when it stops and an anti-lag system set to a background tune of killing in the name of by rage against the machine.
Runge Removal Rub is available from the top brand Head & Shaft, to maintain a runge free pubic region after the majority of your rungse has removed using a runge-kutta.
Adam: Hey bbz, I would go down on you but your runge is outta control!
Janet: I'm sorry, my runge kutta broke last week!!
Katy:Urrr what's that coming out of your jeans?
Robbie: Oh shit, I forgot to trim my runge and it's spilling out of my fly!
Barbara: my runge is spiralling out of control, what should I do?
Kenneth: here, borrow my runge kutta! Quick!
Janet: I'm sorry, my runge kutta broke last week!!
Katy:Urrr what's that coming out of your jeans?
Robbie: Oh shit, I forgot to trim my runge and it's spilling out of my fly!
Barbara: my runge is spiralling out of control, what should I do?
Kenneth: here, borrow my runge kutta! Quick!
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