queef sniffer

a fast talking asshole who's a pain in the ass and literally enjoys the putrid stench of gaseous queef emissions.

that guy's a giant queef sniffer, I think he was in my american history class last semester.

by ronnie_e May 16, 2009

Queef Burger

When somebody is eating out a woman's pussy and she queefs.

It can also be used as a random insult.

Joe, i heard your girlfriend gave you a queef burger.

You are such a queef burger Tom!

by adshgoieajf June 3, 2007

Queef Off

When two women compete in queefing tactics, similar to two musicians performing dueling banjos

I challenge you to a queef off!
Da-da dum, da-dum, da-dum, da-dum
de-de-dum, de-dum, de-dum, de-dum...

by Ford Leiden December 26, 2009

Queef lorraine

A fanny fart that smells eggy, as in quiche lorraine but in this instance "Queef lorraine"

thats a queef lorraine if ever you laid one!

by mrspig July 13, 2010

Queef-B-Gone

A standard treatment of the vagina that, prevents queefs from occuring: usually applied as a cream, or jell like substance.

Ex: Sara Queefed so much, so she bought some Queef-B-Gone from the store to prevent vaginal farts.

Sara queefed too much, so she bought some Queef-B-Gone from the store to prevent vaginal farts.

by Dane AKA fuNkmaster Flex January 14, 2006

queef fetish

A sexual fetish for air dispelled from the vagina. Rhymes with "leaf lettuce." (Proper use is in restaurant work).

Chef: Hey get me a head of leaf lettuce!
Dishwasher: Queef fetish?
Chef: What the fuck?

by bingy9 April 8, 2010

Queef Boxing

Beatboxing through one's private parts

Bennett is the king of queef boxing!

by sheselle June 25, 2010