protected class

A member of a group that is marginalized in some way and not okay to joke about. Basically you can't make jokes (or employment decisions) based on any of the following variables: race, color, religion, national origin, age (40 and over), sex, veteran status, employment status, pregnancy, citizenship, having a family, having disabilities, and last but not least; DNA content.

So pretty much everybody is protected in some way.

Person 1: Get a job you lazy fuck.
Person 2: You can't say that. Unemployed persons are a protected class.
Person 1: How else am I supposed to tell you that you are a neanderthal?

Person 2: Did you really just make a comment about my DNA status? That's also a protected class. Go look up protected classes.
Person 1: looks it up that literally means that everybody in the world is a protected class in some way.
Person 2: I know. Isn't it great? Everybody is special!

by rememberBP April 26, 2017

war protester

a pussy white person who protest war

fuck those protesters, they should go to hell.

by alf May 3, 2003

antiwar protestor

a dirty hippie that thinks that his beliefs will get him chicks

cop: let the fire hose loose on those antiwar protestors(dirty hippies)... they sure do look like they need a bath

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

antiwar protestor

Rich little pricks who hate america,they sit on there asses and think holding up signs and blocking traffic will make a difference

Look at that nu-hippie anti-war protester

by R E B E L August 16, 2003

Protein Spill

Found it in the newspaper. Means: puke, vomit, throw up, upchuck, barf, spew, blow chunks, ralph, hurl, lose your lunch, be sick etc etc etc.

I'm always afraid my gf Holly's gonna protein spill when she blows me 'cause her gag reflexes are so fucking bad.

by Maurice April 27, 2004

Protein Fart

A deadly type of flatulence, occurring when an individual has an overuse of steroids or protein.

It is actually documented on Canadian Biological Containment Registry (CBCR) that these farts are a biological and nucleur threat and those that inhale this deadly substance will become a zombie or piece of brocoli.

PRO-TEEN FAH-ARTT
(NOUN)

Paulo: Yo fucking Luke let a fucking protein fart the other day...
Nick: DAYUUMM! Did you------
Paulo: Yea, I got the vaccine. Matt's dad actually gave me the shot
Nick: Fucking guy... Bet hes still on those roids...
Paulo: Aiight lets go to the docks
Nick: ROFLCOPTER!

by DJ Paulojustownedyourass April 3, 2009

cowboy hat rain protector

N. The toilet seat covers commonly found in public restrooms.

A paper toilet seat cover

The toilet seat at the gas station was so nasty I had to lay down a cowboy hat rain protector!!

by brett tarrant October 16, 2006