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Profigulent

Pro-Phil-Gillen. Qualities of profigulent people include extreme popularity, remarkable intelligence, a perfect 2400 SAT score (yes, perfect - nothing wrong), ridiculously good looks, wonderfully genuine kindness, and all-around awesomeness.
There's only one Phil Gillen!
True that, but I can at least TRY to be profigulent!
by Ckhan09 January 10, 2009
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Professor Pwnage

The combination of Professor and Pwnage.

Professors are qualified experts, of the various levels.

Pure Ownage as used in online gaming to stress your superiority on all levels.

You are a qualified expert in PWNING NUB'S!
School is in session NUBS and I am your Professor, Professor Pwnage (PHD in FPS)
by Spec/Professor Pwnage November 29, 2009
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proffessional hater

a person who makes it his daily job to be a hater. spends all of his time hatin on other people, and does it proffessionally.
amy: don't worry about that. he's just a hater.
roger: more like a proffessional hater. he dont do nothin else.
by AmyCavalier March 5, 2011
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Professional Ski Bum

When a person with a full-time professional career (i.e. doctor, engineer, lawyer) spends all their extra money and free time on high end ski gear and ski trips. Professional ski bums live for winter and will spend any amount of money and PTO to indulge their powder hound desires. Within reason. Professional ski bums are differentiated from regular ski bums by their desires to also own a home, have a girlfriend, a nice car, a career, a retirement plan, and to smell nice.
Professional Ski Bum 1: I have saved up 20 days of PTO! We should take a killer trip to Chamonix this season!

Professional Ski Bum 2: I just bought a pair of skis during the DPS Dreamtime that would make shredding Chamonix sick!

Co-worker: So what are you doing this weekend?

Professional Ski Bum: I'm going skiing.

Co-worker: Skiing? But it's the middle of August!? It hasn't snowed for months, and it won't snow for a few weeks more!

Professional Ski Bum: Uhh, it's winter in Patagonia, and Bariloche is supposed to get close to 2 feet! FYI, I won't be in the office on Monday. Or Tuesday. And possibly Wednesday.
by Helluva Engineer September 10, 2019
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porn profiteer

a person who sells teen porn made by teens to the wider young adult porn market.
usually done by another teen.
by Deep blue 2012 October 10, 2009
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Professor Homework

A caricature of a human being. Knows all song lyrics to every song, enjoys benders, late night dance partying, a nice pair of slacks, gold chain crucifixes, ducks, and DDR. He is showwwwwww amashingggggggggg.
Oh my God, look at that kid. I haven't seen someone such a disaster since Professor Homework roamed these parts.
by Bill Kras September 17, 2007
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profreshional

A professional in their early twenties to early thirties, who has a distinctive edge on their game. Displaying an attitude of comprehension of one's field, with a young, fresh or hip twist that brings a new element to an old game.
"What do you think of that last interviewee? She was really profreshional!"
by Siiri December 25, 2008
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