pitty fingers

When he fingers you out of pitty

«I dont want no pitty fingers» ~Her
«Darling, please» ~Him

by Pittyboi November 14, 2017

pity plate

A plate of food (usually wrapped in aluminum foil) you bring home to gramma or granpa from a family function or celebration they were too old to attend. Usually, the intended recipient really hates this and only accepts it with a grimace and mumbled words.

Ah poor gramma and pop-pop they couldn't come to Thanksgiving dinner because they were too old to leave the house. Let's bring them a 'pity plate' home to them.

by nottachooch November 23, 2017

Pity party

When someone hangs out with you because they feel bad for you. But it's pitiful because they will talk behind your back or are the reason that people feel bad for said person. No notice of planning, pity parties happen when said person may happen upon something that they are seeing experienced. They are included out of pity.

Hmmm
Should I subject myself and dignity to this pity party?

Oh look who's here

by Itswhatiwant December 26, 2017

Pity Gay Date

When a gay man or woman invites you on a platonic date in a thought-out setting to apologize for putting off prior plans with you.

Wow, Bryan totally hit you with a pity gay date.
I feel really bad for cancelling on Izzy twelve times... I should invite her on a pgd.

by Bitterboi3 January 15, 2018

Pity worry

When a person who doesnt have any absolute relation with you tries to act good in front of your league of legends squad

MasterB10 : Were you sick
MasterB10 : I thought you killed yourself
iraklissid : I dont want your pity worry

by ioannissid February 15, 2018

Pity Paddlers

People who are usually say they are Representatives or activist for a specialist or specialized group such as (disabled people,black people,gay,people women) who killed you into giving them money

BLM Pity Paddlers who said I was racist because I didn't want to give them money

by EmJayee May 24, 2018

Pathy

A word used to describe the state of something when it is neither hard or soft.

The watermelon was not crisp but not fully soft or mushy yet, it was pathy.

What’s worse than a pathy watermelon? A pathy dick. Nobody likes a pathy dick.

by MaKaEl92 June 11, 2018