Hit the # key

Put on noticeable weight. Get fat. (Hit the 'pound' key.}

"Wow look at Lynn. She's a walrus!"
"Yes, after she had her kids she really hit the # key."

by Black@Heart January 24, 2010

key in the door

Bingo slang for '21'.

"Key in the door - 21!"

by Anonymous August 16, 2002

Sticky Keys

When you are masturbating by your computer and accidently jizz on the keys of your keyboard.

Friend: Dude... what is this shit on your keyboard, is it jizz?

Me: Yeah, I have Sticky Keys enabled at the moment.

by ElementProj May 15, 2011

Jingle Keys

People referencing something they find funny without understanding what the joke is, or where it comes from; like babies laughing at jingling car keys (Examples: Doge, Pepe, Big Bang Theory Show, "fist me daddy"; memes and references with no real meaning

I've been a Jingle Key numerous times, I used to say "pwn" all the time back when I played Runescape.

"You guys are a bunch of Jingle Keys! You have no idea where I got these dope ass memes from!"

by dumbmofuc March 09, 2016

cd key

The number found on the cover of a CD case. Used to idenitfy the user.

I need a CD key
Not today dude

by sadfjosadj May 09, 2004

z-key

(v) to tweak or fiend, but in a context where the boundaries between objects are obscured, ambiguous, and where fusing with objects becomes inevidable.

(v) to peer into other meanings

i stepped into the checkered black and white room - the dude was z-keying so hard just going out of control... i shut the door just as i saw his face fuse briefly into the chrome sphere

by chronos December 05, 2004

Keys and cheese

When you shove cheese into a girl's mouth and a key in her ear and hump her in the other ear while her hands are on her mouth and ear.

Yo I just gave Alexa a keys and cheese, she's now deaf in one ear!

by Jokr November 01, 2007