dube-cruise

To go for a ride in a car while smoking pot.

Hey bro, let's go for a dube-cruise in your mom's mini-van and look for some skeezers.

by tysl June 28, 2008

Cruise Guy

The type of man to spend hard earned vacation money on a carnival cruise. Usually aged in their mid thirties, born in the American South, and fond of margaritas. Cruise guys are often times racist and competitive amongst their inner circle, but timid around strangers.

Man, you really strike me as a cruise guy.

by ChefZac August 4, 2019

Cruise-Kill

(When driving) A situation that would cause you to disable cruise control in order to slow down.

These slow drivers are a real cruise-kill

by SkySwinger February 3, 2025

cruising altitude

A state of X (adult life for example) where no serious effort is urgent, or even needed anymore.

College kids talk about how they want a degree so they can shake things up and change the world, but like most people, deep down they just work towards a life at cruising altitude, and then that idealism fades just like yours or mine.

Once I've paid off my loans and can live life at a cruising altitude, I will at least consider having a child

by how-young-people-talk March 14, 2020

Cruise

Aimlessly wandering the streets with the hope of picking up a male for anonymous gay sex

Guy 1: Thomas went on a cruise until 3am last night.
Guy 2: He must’ve really wanted some dick

by Naruutoe September 10, 2022

Tom Cruise

Tiny Tom Cruise has built a faltering Hollywood career by prancing around wearing high heels, standing on apple boxes, bouncing up and down on couches (like the child that he is) and, embarrassingly, even by pretending to be an action hero. All in a desperate and vain attempt at concealing his comical manletism and his painfully obvious homosexuality. Tiny Tom likes to visit gay bathhouses and enjoys going shopping for high heels with fellow midget and Napoleon complex deluxe sufferer David Miscavige.

Hey, isn't that tiny Tom Cruise holding hands with David Miscavige over there? Yeah, it sure is - those petite and effeminate crazed sissy manlets deserve each other!

by ManletDepreciator July 30, 2024

Disney Cruise

For men who love Mickey in and around their mouth

That Colm lad has booked another Disney Cruise, he’s such a dick muncher

by Meat pies August 20, 2024