Dirty Paper

Illegal cash

"It's just Dirty Paper, I'll make more" replied JoeJoe when Sheriff's Deputies confiscated $65k of His Matress Money.

by Lanny Malone December 2, 2019

Paper fleet

When mail trucks travel together in groups.

As I was driving to work today I passed a paper fleet on the other side of the road.

by Uzimac03 September 18, 2019

Toilet paper

Something that has been out of stock just about everywhere this year.

example:
someone: *carries 5 bags of toilet paper out of store*
shelves: *empty*
~the next day~
*lorry comes with bags of toilet paper just as the store opens*
everyone runs into the store, grabbing all the toilet paper they can carry.
someone else: iS iT bLaCk FrIdAy?

by vibing.moth385 March 14, 2020

nanny paper

Nanny paper is when a girl squirts (usually after having sex or masturbating) onto a price of paper which makes the paper go all crinkley after it has dried out.

Girl: oh I'm gonna squirt I'm gonna squirt. quick get the paper.
Guy: okay I love doing nanny paper.
*Girl squirts*
Guy: oh this is going to be some good nanny paper.

by Bossmanjamie March 5, 2017

Paper Penguin

Verb: The act of waddling to another room with your pants around your ankles to get more toilet paper, because the roll is out, but you have already shit.

"Damnit Nate, you used all the T.P. and I had to paper penguin all the way downstairs"!

by John Jhonny Johnstone January 21, 2018

batty paper

Another workd for toilet paper.

Used to clean your batty crease after the toilet

Jheeze I forgot to get some "batty paper" from the shop

by slyy99 September 2, 2021

Paper Drought

The feeling you get when u take a poop, and realize there's no toilet paper.

-Mom, im experiencing a paper drought

-Son, just be a man and use your hand.

by Rinmpit August 7, 2013