2 definitions by Bossmanjamie
Nanny paper is when a girl squirts (usually after having sex or masturbating) onto a price of paper which makes the paper go all crinkley after it has dried out.
Girl: oh I'm gonna squirt I'm gonna squirt. quick get the paper.
Guy: okay I love doing nanny paper.
*Girl squirts*
Guy: oh this is going to be some good nanny paper.
Guy: okay I love doing nanny paper.
*Girl squirts*
Guy: oh this is going to be some good nanny paper.
by Bossmanjamie March 5, 2017
Cuntititus is a steroid for your cunt making it so strong it can break a mans Penis in half. Girls use this to get back at a man for cheating on them.
Girl: wanna fuck?
Guy who cheated: yeah sure I'm so horny!
Girl: I'm so tight I could break your dick.
*Guy slides into the girl*
Guy: arghh my dick is broken in half.
Girl: ah that cuntititus really worked.
Guy who cheated: yeah sure I'm so horny!
Girl: I'm so tight I could break your dick.
*Guy slides into the girl*
Guy: arghh my dick is broken in half.
Girl: ah that cuntititus really worked.
by Bossmanjamie March 5, 2017